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it's where the evil gathers to haunt people over the internet
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your mom did last niteOriginally Posted by absoludely
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yeah she did...then she came over made me some fried rice with some moo goo gai pan....Originally Posted by Hulud
~waits for the oooooo so funnay curry humor~ :jerkit:
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
yea she made me some sesame chickenOriginally Posted by theskinnyone
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Originally Posted by Hulud
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i'm telling her to make me some general chow's chicken next time....![]()
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
hey wayne how are her egg rolls?
(im talkin about the food, not her stomach)
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not as good as the egg drop soup she makes....Originally Posted by Hulud
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
i like her won ton way better
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last time i ate her won ton soup....it gave me the shits.....Originally Posted by Hulud
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
yea i was wondering about that....Originally Posted by theskinnyone
but dude the chinese spare ribs are to die for
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damn right my momma can cook, while on the other hand all your moms are good for is some $1 dolla sucky sucky make me holla![]()
...intriguingOriginally Posted by Hulud
i wonder if she can cook good italian.....i mean the asian people in the mall cook all different kind of shit...
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
yea but i dont have to pay your mom, i get if for free with a side of fried riceOriginally Posted by absoludely
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and egg rolls with some shrimp tempuraOriginally Posted by Hulud
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
damn skippy, that's why we used to own a japanese restaurant![]()
and thats why its USED to, she had given away too mcuh foodOriginally Posted by absoludely
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and the massages with the happy endings....Originally Posted by Hulud
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
yea those were some killer massagesOriginally Posted by theskinnyone
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since u two bishes are all about freebies, how bout i give the both of u a killer massage w/this...
here swallow thisOriginally Posted by absoludely
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or if the 40 is too heavy on ya, maybe something a little lighter on the stomach?![]()
i thought i told u to quit stealin pics of shit in outlaw's armory? don't make me tell on u, next thing u know an m1a2 will be outside ur door fuckin up the neighborhoodOriginally Posted by Hulud
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fine you caught me, how about you swallow this?Originally Posted by absoludely
i got plenty of this at work
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^^^i'm not multi-talented like your mom, i can't swallow powders![]()
maybe not powders but word on the street is you swallow cockOriginally Posted by absoludely
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hmm yeah, u would know the "word on the street" working those corners wouldn't u?Originally Posted by Hulud
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nah your mom does that, hence where i heard it fromOriginally Posted by absoludely
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really? u speak mandarin?Originally Posted by Hulud
qu ni ma de bi
what'd i just say?![]()
i would tell you, but your head would explode from sheer amazementOriginally Posted by absoludely
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that was lame...try me bish.
nah, cause there arent many lude drivers on here anywaysOriginally Posted by absoludely
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even more lame :jerkit: u my friend have just been...
LOL WTF?
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