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  1. 06-07-2006, 03:19 PM #1
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    Question Chuck Norris just bought a computer from us... and I'm working on it.

    Apparently some dude named "Charles Norris" purchased a computer and I'm here doing an advanced security setup on it at work... I figure "Chuck" is short or a nickname for "Charles" so could this *really* be Chuck Norris's computer?

    I better get working on it... he might be watching me type this right now and getting ready to chop my head off... -.-;
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  2. 06-07-2006, 03:20 PM #2
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    lol where do you work?
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  3. 06-07-2006, 03:20 PM #3
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    chuck norris doesnt teabag the ladies....he potato sacks them
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  4. 06-07-2006, 03:21 PM #4
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    chuck norris is omnipotent so watch out
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  5. 06-07-2006, 03:22 PM #5
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    No, Chuck Norris is so smart he doesn't need a computer, he HIMSELF can connect to the internet..................................from pluto.
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    He wants you to install Windows, so afterwards he can throw you through them.
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  7. 06-07-2006, 03:27 PM #7
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    hmm look at that

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  8. 06-07-2006, 03:27 PM #8
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    carry on
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  9. 06-07-2006, 03:29 PM #9
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    Chuck Norris's mouse has two balls.
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    If you ever see Chuck Norris running, it's already too late.
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    The only thing more powerful then a Gigabit is a Norrisbite
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    When Chuck Norris had a yard sale, he sold human body parts of BestBuy CEO’s. No one says they’re better in sales then Chuck Norris.
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    If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    He wants you to install Windows, so afterwards he can throw you through them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    chuck norris doesnt teabag the ladies....he potato sacks them
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Chuck Norris's mouse has two balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    If you ever see Chuck Norris running, it's already too late.
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  18. 06-07-2006, 04:08 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastboyamin
    No, Chuck Norris is so smart he doesn't need a computer, he HIMSELF can connect to the internet..................................from pluto.
    baahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down
    rofl, best one yet
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