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  1. 06-07-2006, 11:21 AM #1
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    Default Chuck Norris Fans???

    Ok so I dont know if these are funny or not or if its a repost but I always see everyone saying somehting or making fun with chuck norris.. so here ya go.. enjoy????


    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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  2. 06-07-2006, 11:21 AM #2
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  3. 06-07-2006, 11:26 AM #3
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    lol... i know those things are played out, but they still make me laugh ha.
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  4. 06-07-2006, 11:27 AM #4
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    yea it is a repost
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  5. 06-07-2006, 11:29 AM #5
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    Well damn... oh well.. lol
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    haven't seen a few of those so good try
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  7. 06-07-2006, 04:44 PM #7
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    Good try, Heathernator. Still some I haven't seen, that you found.
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    back to the future III

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    When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he does not get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
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  10. 06-07-2006, 09:37 PM #10
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    ^^^ loll
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