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    Default FUCK!

    Mother FAWKER... In PAIN!!!!!!

    Backstory - The other day I was playing tennis with my dad and, in a failed attempt to save a line hit, I ended up hitting the ground, chin first cause I didn't wanna bust up my new raquet. Scraped skin off my chin about the size of a nickel. Blood for DAYS.

    What I just did - smacked my chin on my desk bending down to get a piece of paper. Hurt like HELL. Thought I was fine, then I felt a drop of something on my hand. Looked down, blood. Fuck! It takes FOREVER for a fucking chin to stop bleeding! Bandaid on, and I look like a MORON.

    Feel sorry for me now dammit!

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Woot. That is all.
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    Thats funny I thought I was the only one who dives on a tennis court. Sorry for the chin blood. Get some Neosporin too, or some man sauce to rub on it, I can help with both. JK.
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    Chin bandaid = SPED kid status

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    I know youre not into mansauce. But mansauce would like to get into you! wow, Im full of them tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    Chin bandaid = SPED kid status
    Better wear the bicycle helmet too.
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    hey diving on the tennis court is hardcore !
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    I've actually never gone out with a girl
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    Why does a dog lick his own nuts? Because he can. Later, QD.
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    Post 2500, right here. Thank you to all the little people that helped me get here! *cries and walks off stage.
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    You're not in wimbleton, so no need to dive haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    Thats funny I thought I was the only one who dives on a tennis court. Sorry for the chin blood. Get some Neosporin too, or some man sauce to rub on it, I can help with both. JK.
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    So I had a stroke of genius whilst rummaging in the first aid cabinet... Aerosol blood clotter! SCORE!!!


    FUCK it hurts WORSE now... shit is like the stuff they put on warts that freezes the thing off.... FAAAAAAAAAACK!

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    You're not in wimbleton, so no need to dive haha.
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    Yea, but this chick is not your typical chick,haha. She is a hardcore mo fawka.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efman
    hey diving on the tennis court is hardcore !
    I play hardcore... waaaay hardcore. And I'm pretty sure cussing on the court isn't proper etiquette, but oh well.

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
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    Yea, but this chick is not your typical chick,haha. She is a hardcore mo fawka.
    What he said... I play all out at everything... If I don't go home hurting, then I didn't play hard enough.

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    I play hardcore... waaaay hardcore. And I'm pretty sure cussing on the court isn't proper etiquette, but oh well.
    Wasn't there a tennis player that always got into trouble for grunting? Id be like "who cares if I grunt, Get over it bitches!"
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    PENIS FTW
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    poontang ftw !
    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    I've actually never gone out with a girl
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    Why does a dog lick his own nuts? Because he can. Later, QD.
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    Guess it's bout that time again....










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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    Wasn't there a tennis player that always got into trouble for grunting? Id be like "who cares if I grunt, Get over it bitches!"
    theres this one that always sounded like she was bout to have an O or something. kinda hot with those little perky titties sticking out
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    HA! PWNED BY THE TRIPOD IMAGE HOSTING BIA!!!!!

    So which is worse? SPED kid chin bandaid, or big white dot of blood clotter shit that not only burns, but also looks like coke?

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    peroxide FTW
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    HA! PWNED BY THE TRIPOD IMAGE HOSTING BIA!!!!!

    So which is worse? SPED kid chin bandaid, or big white dot of blood clotter shit that not only burns, but also looks like coke?
    just for you. i went through the trouble of saving it.
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    see that's not so scary to me... animated FTL...

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    theres this one that always sounded like she was bout to have an O or something. kinda hot with those little perky titties sticking out
    you mean that russian chick
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    I've actually never gone out with a girl
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    Why does a dog lick his own nuts? Because he can. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    see that's not so scary to me... animated FTL...
    you're becoming harder to please.... no fair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efman
    you mean that russian chick
    yeah i think her name was ihaveadildo inmypoon or something like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    you're becoming harder to please.... no fair.
    No one ever said I was easy to please... gotta have stamina, hunny

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    No one ever said I was easy to please... gotta have stamina, hunny

    did i hear stamina??:idb: :idb: :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    did i hear stamina??:idb: :idb: :idb:
    No.... I don't think so.... :confused: :confused:

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    No.... I don't think so.... :confused: :confused:
    im changing my name just for you guys on IA :idb: :idb: sirhumpalot
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    yeah i think her name was ihaveadildo inmypoon or something like that
    haha ya shes a hawtie
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    Quote Originally Posted by efman
    haha ya shes a hawtie
    id hit it. then again i have low ass standards. phantomsol, whats your myspace thingy?? i want to post on your friends bulletin
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    www.myspace.com/sinfulangel

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    id hit it. then again i have low ass standards. phantomsol, whats your myspace thingy?? i want to post on your friends bulletin
    lol well shes fine and rich so i'd hit it x100000000000000
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    No one ever said I was easy to please... gotta have stamina, hunny
    stamina? shit, i'm an overweight smoker (trying to quit tho.... ha), guess i'm screwed lmao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    stamina? shit, i'm an overweight smoker (trying to quit tho.... ha), guess i'm screwed lmao.
    lol actually, you're not

    Sorry that was mean... but you're mean too. :P

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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