Seriously. Women make EVERYTHING complicated. And we (men) change JUST for them.

EX: **drinking beer w/ dad**

--> ME: "FUCK dad, this 03 cobra tried the Spec V and I spanked that ass."
--> DAD: "Hotness!!"

EX 2: **lady in the room**
--> ME: "FUCK dad, this 03 Cobra tried the Spec V and I spanked that ass."
--> DAD: "There is a lady in the room, don't talk like that."


WTF!!!?? I am tired of catering to them... they need to stop being so damn sensitive.