*The Man Laws

[B16a2 Civic]

what are some Man Laws that you have established
list them


mine would be ( just to name a few)
You eat or drink the last something in my house, you buy more
You lose or break something of mine, you replace it
....theres more but i just wanted to get it started

[turbowrx]

riiiggghhhttt......anyway, its hot out

[B16a2 Civic]

riiiggghhhttt......anyway, its hot out

dont be a thread hater cause your thread flopped LIRL

[The Yousef]

riiiggghhhttt......anyway, its hot out

indeed

i think the A/C at my job just turned in it's letter of resignation....bloody hell!!!

[LS2ner]

.... Theres really too many to name. Most of it should be known without anyone having to tell you.

- If your fucking one of your friends hoes, never kiss her in the mouth. Because if you do, then your kissing your friend and are therefore gay.

[babygurl]

How about THE WOMEN is always right....(only when pmsing, to avoid arguements, and "accidents")

[B16a2 Civic]

How about THE WOMEN is always right....(only when pmsing, to avoid arguements, and "accidents")

get the hell out women

[Speedm0(\)key]

How about THE WOMEN is always right....(only when pmsing, to avoid arguements, and "accidents")

how about.. when the women is PMSing.. you slash her throat and kick her out of the moving car on the hwy

[LS2ner]

how about.. when the women is PMSing.. you slash her throat and kick her out of the moving car on the hwy

Yea.. thats definately one of the laws. And the beer one too

[babygurl]

how about.. when the women is PMSing.. you slash her throat and kick her out of the moving car on the hwy

in some cases that would be best!

So I vote this one in!

[The Golden Child]

how about.. when the women is PMSing.. you slash her throat and kick her out of the moving car on the hwy

you dont wanna drag the bitch till her bones show ??

[Speedm0(\)key]

if you put beer in my cooler.. and i close the top.. it is now my beer..

[B16a2 Civic]

if you put beer in my cooler.. and i close the top.. it is now my beer..

bwahahah

[Jimmy B]

if you put beer in my cooler.. and i close the top.. it is now my beer..

that is a rule on the lake, but backwards.. if you on the lake, tied up to boats, then your been is community beer, but its the same on all other boats too!

[Scrilla]

^^^

[B16a2 Civic]

i think SM would be the most respected presodent in US history
DOWN WITH HILARY!

[babygurl]

i think SM would be the most respected presodent in US history
DOWN WITH HILARY!

hmmm maybe...he does have logic....he is above the rest of us..

HAIL the Mexican President!

[BABY J]

**2 chix**

If you wake me up at 2am (AFTER OFFICIAL BOOTY CALL HOURS) complaining about your bf/ex-bf and how you wish he was more like me and how GOOOOD of a friend I am (even though I am not and I will have sex w/ you at Thanksgiving dinner in front of your grandma, but you do not know that) then I should automatically get the ass... it should be ILLEGAL to call me at 2am w/ bs w/out recieving MONSTER head from you as repayment for me being sleepy at work the next day.

[B16a2 Civic]

**2 chix**

If you wake me up at 2am (AFTER OFFICIAL BOOTY CALL HOURS) complaining about your bf/ex-bf and how you wish he was more like me and how GOOOOD of a friend I am (even though I am not and I will have sex w/ you at Thanksgiving dinner in front of your grandma, but you do not know that) then I should automatically get the ass... it should be ILLEGAL to call me at 2am w/ bs w/out recieving MONSTER head from you as repayment for me being sleepy at work the next day.

MAN LAW!

[LS2ner]

**2 chix**

If you wake me up at 2am (AFTER OFFICIAL BOOTY CALL HOURS) complaining about your bf/ex-bf and how you wish he was more like me and how GOOOOD of a friend I am (even though I am not and I will have sex w/ you at Thanksgiving dinner in front of your grandma, but you do not know that) then I should automatically get the ass... it should be ILLEGAL to call me at 2am w/ bs w/out recieving MONSTER head from you as repayment for me being sleepy at work the next day.

AGREED, MAN LAW

[Romeyo07]

I believe the man laws apply to men, not your situation with a girl.

I'll rephrase for you what you posted:

If you get a phone call passed "booty call" hours, it is your duty to attempt to get as much "repayment" as physically possible. Violation of this law causes for a punch of your man-card.

[BABY J]

I believe the man laws apply to men, not your situation with a girl.

I'll rephrase for you what you posted:

If you get a phone call passed "booty call" hours, it is your duty to attempt to get as much "repayment" as physically possible. Violation of this law causes for a punch of your man-card.

Werd.

[LS2ner]

False....

[xaznstylegrlx]

a lot of guys i know don't like people touching their stereo in the car

[The Golden Child]

a lot of guys i know don't like people touching their stereo in the car

u dont ever touch a mans stereo you can get your fingers chopped ..

[BABY J]

We do not need laws... all of our shit is unspoken. Speed limits, drivers licenses, all that shit is b/c we have women here w/ us. Laws are for the bitches. If I'm scratchin' my nuts at the Thanksgiving dinner table the 1st person to say something is gonna be a chick. THEY need the laws we don't, b/c we don't really give a fuck.

[B16a2 Civic]

well yeah J, these are the unspoken Man Laws.

[skylinelord]

Agreed. It is MAN LAW. Don't touch my motherfucking stereo.

Another MAN LAW: If you happen to have hubcap "spinners", kill yourself immediately.

[xaznstylegrlx]

spoken but not written >.>
Make sum "Man Commandments"

[Romeyo07]

if two girls went to the store together and nothing was said to each other, one of the girls will ask why they're mad at the other. instantly they think something is wrong.

two guys can make a road trip to miami and not say a word to each other the entire trip and not think anything of it

[dereksi]

if two girls went to the store together and nothing was said to each other, one of the girls will ask why they're mad at the other. instantly they think something is wrong.

two guys can make a road trip to miami and not say a word to each other the entire trip and not think anything of it

Lol true

[xaznstylegrlx]

probably cuz the guys r stoned hahahah

[BABY J]

Seriously. Women make EVERYTHING complicated. And we (men) change JUST for them.

EX: **drinking beer w/ dad**

--> ME: "FUCK dad, this 03 cobra tried the Spec V and I spanked that ass."
--> DAD: "Hotness!!"

EX 2: **lady in the room**
--> ME: "FUCK dad, this 03 Cobra tried the Spec V and I spanked that ass."
--> DAD: "There is a lady in the room, don't talk like that."


WTF!!!?? I am tired of catering to them... they need to stop being so damn sensitive.

[xaznstylegrlx]

for sum reason... that car talk sounds like a sexual talk >.>

[BABY J]

^^ So what kinda lube do you pour in that hole in the front baby? Do you put any lube in the hole in the back?

[xaznstylegrlx]

dude i dont stick shit up my muffler.. and i use mobile 1 synethetic oil for performance all the way!

[BABY J]

^^ Gotta lotta junk in your trunk?

[xaznstylegrlx]

iono some have said my accord coupe's back is pretti high

[BABY J]

^^ so you want me to come wax that high back?

[xaznstylegrlx]

no wax needed, alreadi blinging