A man and his wife were getting dressed to go out, and as she stood naked in front of the mirror, the wife said "I wish my breasts could be made larger without surgery". The husband replied "I think I know the solution....every day, take some toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds". "Do you really think that would work?" she asked. "Well", he replied,"It worked for your ass, didn't it?"

Later, QD.