FUNNY STORY
haha
We'll today i was at a site in kennessaw for my company... Got off... wanted to call a friend of mines who lives up there, see what was up... I was bored. He's like not much to do i heard about some barrett meet or something... So he's like yeah thats at the walmart down the street... so we go there... After about 15 minutes i was ready to go, but the funniest thing happened next...
MISSIONARIES! lol
they came up to us... just crept up on us... Introduced themselves... started chit-chatting about cars (forced chitchat) i could detect ulterior motives so i ask "Are you guys cops or somethign?" They're like no, do you want to know why we're here... "We're here to spread the word of Jesus" or somethin like that (like we're in third world africa or something)
So they start off with my homie (StarOfOrion on IA)
^^ thats him ^^
... he starts busting out with some random shit like i burn things for fun... and etc... lol nothing major they move on to the next dude, he fights them on... move on to me... i'm like nah i'm established...next... So i fuck with my coworker (A1EX) who i brought to the ken. site today. I tell them that he's an athiest(true)... and they tear him UP LOL... It was HILARIOUS... we just left... and they talked to him for like 30 mins straight... and he was just lookin back at us like WTF... I txt messaged him LOL hahahah!
So he runs from them back to us right... They follow This time theyre ready to forcefully convert his ass LOL
They all grab onto him and start chanting shit LOLOLLLLLLLL IT WAS HILARIOUS... I finally made them go away from him after it got boring and he was getting agitated and couldnt say shit himself to get them gone haha
They tried to get pearce next... they start telling him random visions they have about him... showing leadership in the war... lolol etc... (apparently the same vision they had about the other kid with us, Kyle)
SO he starts pointing out random cars to us while theyre giving the lecture to him lolol... He looks like he's bout to drop the kid in this pic
shit was funny, was far better than the meet
In related news some carribean kid almost dropped this missionary kid, for calling him the devil... You cant go around callin random ppl infidels and expect not to get ur ass kicked. Shit wasn't cool though... No offense but if you're trying to impose ur values on someone... if they aren't open minded... step the fuck offI just never liked missionaries anyways... you should find ur own path...
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