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  1. 05-27-2006, 02:53 PM #1
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    My 5 year old niece came over last weekend with a stomach virus and was vomiting most of the night. Most of the children in her school have it also. Now EVERYBODY I know has it. This shit spreads fast!

    My stomach hurts! Already used 3 rolls of TP and only 3 days into the virus.

    I haven't been vomiting, but I sure as hell have been putting a dent in the toilet paper. I think I'm going to start buying "stock" in TP just because of weeks like this.

    Anybody dealt with this and if so, what helped? I have been drinking Gatorade, but that's about it. It runs right through me, lol.

    I need TP for my bUnghole!
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  2. 05-27-2006, 02:54 PM #2
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    You must kill the host, therefore.... your niece.
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    Stomach viruses are for pussies.

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  5. 05-27-2006, 03:47 PM #5
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    I think that's why he has a virus...expired pussy. Always Always check the expiration date. If the freshness seal is broken, it's been tampered with.
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    Dude drink gingerale and eat saltines.. try to stay away from carbonated drinks...
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    drink a gallon of milk and a bunch of hard boiled eggs. that'll help, for real.
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    aren't you suppose to drink carbonated drinks if you have a stomach virus because the citric acid or what not kills all the bacteria in your stomach?
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    Bacteria and viruses are different issues. Don't confuse the retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krucial7integra
    aren't you suppose to drink carbonated drinks if you have a stomach virus because the citric acid or what not kills all the bacteria in your stomach?
    Because it will make you feel bloated and give you gas which will only hurt your stomach more
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  11. 05-27-2006, 04:46 PM #11
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    I know the most important thing is drink plenty of fluids so you don't get dehydrated, but I'm pretty sure carbonated drinks are a no no.

    Milk? Yeah, you drink a gallon and tell me what happens.

    I hope all the smartass's get it and poop their brains out.
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    i feel for ya man. thought i was getting it yesterday, but it was just some bad bad mexican food haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    You must kill the host, therefore.... your niece.
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    That shit actually made me laugh you fkin faggot

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    Yeah and get those moist wipes that toilet paper companies put out. It beats the dry paper if your butthole is all chapped from constant wiping.

    Good luck, Phil, hehe.

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