I had a pet snail back in the day... He liked lettuce... Then my mom left him outside one day in direct sunlight.
I honestly think he was cooked enough to eat.
I had a pet snail back in the day... He liked lettuce... Then my mom left him outside one day in direct sunlight.
I honestly think he was cooked enough to eat.
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Actually no. Thanks for fucking the movie up for me though.Originally Posted by TheSnail
Oh... and i never had another pet snail again.
I was pleased at first, but then I finished the sentence
I've got big balls... You've got big balls... and together we've got the biggest balls of them all. Some seriously deep acdc lyrics.
LOL, it's not a big part.
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I have 3 balls
One of the greatest movie lines of all time(from chasing amy): "She just needs the right guy. All every woman really wants be it mother, senator or nun is some serious deep dickin."
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We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
harriet miers for president
Some woody Allen qoutes:
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'."
This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
I ran out of away messages. Those are the ones i like at least.
Thae best lines from a move are from Snatch. "the fact that your's says replica on it, and my is stamped .50 should precipitate your balls in to shrinking. " or " It's not like it's a bag of peanuts, now is it?" or " keep that dog from dribbling on my seat!"
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I have to be up at 9 for a fucking tennis match tomorow... I hope it rains.
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1 more!
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground.
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night.
You out?
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Yeah dude as much as i'd love to whore some more on IA at 4 in the morning... My ass needs to be up at a decent hour tomorrow.
I'll jump back in here tomorrow night.
lol
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
It's a shame about your 350z btw... that looks like a crazy accident.
I heard that mothers wax works wonders.
moooooooooooooooooooooo
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Night man
Wurmy !
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i'm watching fifth gear
2006 R1 with stuff on it
post whoring eh?
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
We should cloak this thread except make everyone post in it but they didn't knwo it so then we win in the end BUAH!
going to pointy dointy
elchupicabra
post bots would probally work better
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Im going to eat some good food.
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freaky tiki torch
lol
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Im not stopping till I get to 300+
oh man i can't wait until tomorrow... my lingere party is going to be the SHIT. SO many hot girlies in SKIMPY lingere... Especially this one girl. Shes fine as HELLLL :P. i love little boy shorts with little girls in them MMmmMmMmm
way too much free time
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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