k she is my sister then.Originally Posted by Wurm
k she is my sister then.
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roflmao you sound like me....I would end up making them cry because I love to make fun of people
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
slit his throat
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
would you mind if i feed your sister some date rape?
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
yeah me too. i don't really like hanging out with ugly people in general. guys or girls. i mean i'm not real hot or anything myself but i'm not ugly. i make to much fun of people sometimes
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rgr
yes i would min
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I make fun of people 24/7 cripples are the exception and even then its hard to hold back... Yes I am going to hell
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
my actual sister is 15
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I'll give you 5 bucks to overlook it
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
the only reason i don't make fun of cripples is cuz everyone get's mad at me. and then it's not even funny.
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I want you fake sister fool. I'm not michael jackson
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
wow....... just wow.... hahha
nah u can't i won't allow
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I think handicap parking spots should be at the very back. Shit i got to walk and they get a fucking wheelchair why the hell is their parking spot closer then mine
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
wasup?
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but she loves me.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
i think handicapped people should just go away and rot. i mean if i lost a leg or something i would just play games and live off the government or shoot myself.
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We're funny... I'm getting tired lol
nah she loves me
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shiiiit i went caving today in tenessee
it was bad ass i had mud up to my neck
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Now I understand you are jealous of this guy because you love your friend and want to bang her
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
yes but that's still besides the point. she's had many other boyfriends that i never said anything about. even though they were completely retarded. i dunno why she goes out with these morons
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why dont you just tell her you like her like that
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
she knows. i mean we've been through alot of shit it's a long story.
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i mean she knows exactly how i feal but there are still things i need to say that i never do. but i see her like every other month nowadays.
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unless she comes home with black eye's then i wouldnt worry about the dude to much. I would meet him and put the fear into him though. I have a friend like you have and all of her boyfriend's know if something happens to her I will not hestitate to roll over to his house with my boys and beat the shit out of him
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
PUSSSSSSY
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
what she gonna do quit being your friend hahahahha
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
never been caving
lol i did do that to one of her boyfriends once cuz she so didn't belong with him. but he got real scared and tried to get his friends to beat me up and then she dumped him.
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You should let me bang her it would get your mind of that other guy lol :idb:
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
i am when it comes to girls. i never say what i should i dunno why.
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it was bad ass. we're gunna go back prolly this weekend. u gotta like crawl through tiny ass holes and under water.
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negative
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yeah when it comes to like my personal feelings I dont tell anyone thats why i dont keep g/f's cause I dont show my feelings or thats what they say. My feelings come with a price tag its called roses so get over it
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
sounds kinda interesting... I'd probly need to quite smoking before i did too much stuff that requires moving.
are you sure man this is a pretty limited time offer I dont know if I can give you this same kind of deal in the near future. I tell you what I will even give you 5% off of my normal foreplay chargesnegative
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
haha nice. are u a fat ass?
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mmmm absolutly sure!
i don't feal like i should be friends with her if i'm not going out with her. do u know what i mean?
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hahahhaha yeah.....I use to think the same way but the girl I know likes to do everything I like to do some I have a lot of fun just hanging with her.... Plus she always finds me quick lays
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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