How are you gona die?

**TeeJay** · 05-25-2006, 07:14 PM

copy and paste roxxx!!!

**swiftblaze** · 05-25-2006, 07:22 PM

What the fuck?!?!?

Chris: At age 68, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

Why do I have to get the painful one? Also, I sure as hell better not have a landlord at 68.

**TeeJay** · 05-25-2006, 07:26 PM

bwahahaha hes gonna be like the landlord from ace ventura

VENTURA!!!!!!
yes satan?? ohhh i thought u were someone else!!
I HEARD ANIMALS IN THERE VENTURA, SCRATHIN AROUND!!

**fawk_you** · 05-25-2006, 07:31 PM

lol I <3 ace.

**swiftblaze** · 05-25-2006, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by driver®

bwahahaha hes gonna be like the landlord from ace ventura

VENTURA!!!!!!
yes satan?? ohhh i thought u were someone else!!
I HEARD ANIMALS IN THERE VENTURA, SCRATHIN AROUND!!

HAHA, I can picture it now. Also, most of the people at my leasing office are just a LITTLE crazy.

**civicracer5000** · 05-26-2006, 12:37 AM

Raul Cruz: At age 33, suicide, straight up.

**The Yousef** · 05-26-2006, 12:38 AM

no one is going to believe this:

Yousef: At age 69, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

**fawk_you** · 05-26-2006, 12:40 AM

those are great...

**ShooterMcGavin** · 05-26-2006, 12:55 AM

interesting...

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 05-26-2006, 10:19 AM

Briscoe: At age 61, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

**RandomGuy** · 05-26-2006, 10:23 AM

Hasan Random: At age 70, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

**devin** · 05-26-2006, 10:23 AM

devin, age 64 suicide straight up

**man** · 05-26-2006, 10:31 AM

Mike: At age 66, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

Shit

**Nemesis** · 05-26-2006, 10:39 AM

Can someone type my name in?

I cant access the site at work. lol

George Atchison II

**devin** · 05-26-2006, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Nemesis Digital

Can someone type my name in?

I cant access the site at work. lol

George Atchison II

age? fav color? do you were a watch? shoe size?

**Nemesis** · 05-26-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by devin

age? fav color? do you were a watch? shoe size?

23, black, yes, 11.5

**4dmin** · 05-26-2006, 10:42 AM

Paul Firestine: At age 39, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

holy shit i'm fucked

**DieselNuts** · 05-26-2006, 10:43 AM

Derek Bridwell: At age 90, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

damn....I was really lookin forward to gettin another shlitz...

**devin** · 05-26-2006, 10:45 AM

nemesis, at 100 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for 6 months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. damn, sorry man.

**Nemesis** · 05-26-2006, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by devin

nemesis, at 100 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for 6 months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. damn, sorry man.

Well shit at least ill live to 100. Ill definatly be an IA O.G by then

thanks for fillin it out though, reps 4 u

**devin** · 05-26-2006, 10:49 AM

yeah no problem

**Sport1.3** · 05-26-2006, 11:03 AM

Danny Martin: At age 36, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

haha it says ill be blown@!!

**Princess12** · 05-26-2006, 11:22 AM

Erinn: At age 87, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

WTF?????

**SwurvinIn** · 05-26-2006, 11:28 AM

Jason Alterman: At age 65, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

ouch

**Sport1.3** · 05-26-2006, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Princess12

Erinn: At age 87, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

WTF?????

while rubbing your hairly wrinkley old lady nipples with lotion covered batteries and thinking of how fun it used to be to ride your bike down bumpy roads with no seat cover, u recieve a massive blow to the head with a shovel from the neighbor who accidentally saw u "indulging" thru the open window while gardening

**BABY J** · 05-26-2006, 11:30 AM

Baby J: At age 75, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

**Nemesis** · 05-26-2006, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by BABY J

Baby J: At age 75, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Asian Elvis style bitcha

**BABY J** · 05-26-2006, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Nemesis Digital

Asian Elvis style bitcha

Troo, troo. MY bad.

LOL

**Mr. Antonov** · 05-26-2006, 11:38 AM

At age 42, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

**Princess12** · 05-26-2006, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Sport20

while rubbing your hairly wrinkley old lady nipples with lotion covered batteries and thinking of how fun it used to be to ride your bike down bumpy roads with no seat cover, u recieve a massive blow to the head with a shovel from the neighbor who accidentally saw u "indulging" thru the open window while gardening

And my scenario worsens lol

Looks like i'm just screwed.

**fawk_you** · 05-26-2006, 12:17 PM

Oh boy.

**boosted1jz** · 05-26-2006, 01:13 PM

chris: At age 43, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

**BABY J** · 05-26-2006, 01:14 PM

FOR BRETT:

YOU ARE OLD AS HELL, YOU WILL NEVER DIE. GOD WILL DIE BEFORE YOU!!!

**Nemesis** · 05-26-2006, 01:18 PM

BRETT LOWENTHAL- AT THE AGE OF 98 YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AT THE VARSITY MEET ON JUNE 1st 2006 FROM A FATAL GUNSHOT WOUND

**BABY J** · 05-26-2006, 01:19 PM

^^ LMAO!!! BY A JAMAICAN 12 YEAR OLD GANGSTA!!!!

**ahmonrah** · 05-26-2006, 06:26 PM

rashad sallee: At age 94, you will be haunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

**BTLFED** · 05-26-2006, 06:35 PM

Chris Ellingwood: At age 90, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

At least I will die in a spectacular fashion.

**BABY J** · 05-26-2006, 06:41 PM

She's not lookin so hott these days... I would not be so sure... and it never said which head will exlpode. LOL

**BTLFED** · 05-26-2006, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by BABY J

She's not lookin so hott these days... I would not be so sure... and it never said which head will exlpode. LOL

No, I was just talking about the head explosion. I don't give a shit about what I am "exposed to." There are way lamer ways to die.

**BABY J** · 05-26-2006, 06:52 PM

True true.

At least no1 will call urs a "bitch death" and say some shit like "he coulda made it". LOL. No1 EXPECTS you to live after your head explodes.

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