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    Default How are you gona die?

    These are kinda funny......
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    Lea Anne Powell: At age 99, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
    DAMNIT, thought I was gona die young.
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    Laura: At age 89, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
    grand prix.....
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    Tim Jones: At age 74, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

    da fuck!!!
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    lol Laura. haha
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    steve lee: At age 102, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

    well that sucks ..
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    mobile home...sounds about right
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    IA WILL KILL ME, SOMEONE WILL MAKE A THREAD ABOUT MY SUICIDE AND I WILL GO THROUGH WITH IT
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    IA WILL KILL ME, SOMEONE WILL MAKE A THREAD ABOUT MY SUICIDE AND I WILL GO THROUGH WITH IT
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by driver®
    HAHAHAHAH

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    justin: At age 99, you will choke on a piece of steak.
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    devin, age 64 suicide straight up

    I LOVE MY HONDA
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    I will get hit by a bus full of nuns
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    Richard Williams: At age 93, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    O shit i got the best one.
    Kyle Hinckley: At age 90, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

    HAHA
    There was a fire fight!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowrolla97
    O shit i got the best one.
    Kyle Hinckley: At age 90, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

    HAHA
    There was a fire fight!!!!!!!
    Quote that movie and you get rep..
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    Chris Culpepper: At age 68, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

    .....lovely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    Boondock Saints.

    Chris Culpepper: At age 68, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

    .....lovely.
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    matt: At age 61, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.


    ^^^ damn alfredo is going to kill me
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    Lenard: At age 41, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.


    that kinda sucks....ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by never_finished
    Lenard: At age 41, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.


    that kinda sucks....ha
    Damn yo.
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    they always told u drinking would kill ya
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    some of these are great.
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    Joseph Tucker: At age 34, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


    Thats pretty cool I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    Joseph Tucker: At age 34, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


    Thats pretty cool I guess
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    Kristine: At age 62, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

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    At age 93, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

    WTO what fuck is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    At age 93, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

    WTO what fuck is that?
    LOL I got the same one and I have no Idea WTF WTO means
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    Chris Davis: At age 57, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour"
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    Bobby: At age 69, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1civic
    Bobby: At age 69, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

    haha. at least im not the only one thats gonna die because of alcohol.
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    Stephen Lee: At age 91, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power
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    a lot of those are reposts. damn site. fawk you, fawk you!!!!
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    No, by all means....FAWK_you! kthnxhaveaniceday
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    lol was wondering the WTO thing as wellz.
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    Kristy: At age 58, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

    WTF
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    mmmm i could go for one of those now!!!
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    I had a banana sandwich last night with peanut butter in the middle. yum.
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    I'd assume WTO is World Trade Organization... although I don't get what it means.
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    world trade ni99a!!! sound it out foo!!!















    jk i dont get it either
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