I thought I was just gonna climb up a tree and leap into the atmosphere like some kinda spider-elvis morphing mucus, but noooo!! I had to eat thanksgiving with soccer clause and his tweve thousand rabid wolverines ripping my pancreas out with lazer beams shooting out of my fingernails!! its not supposed to do that! the lazers are supposed to be supported by windows xp.. but bill gates drives a hyundai and he has no blowoff valve in his cheddar 3-rotor engine block. he is soo fucked.. what is he gonna do with all that melted cheese and no chips????




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