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    Had to share this one.


    Thuh Little Fire Truck

    A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a
    little boy going down the sidewalk in a little red wagon with little ladders
    hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

    The boy is wearing a firefighterr's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by his
    dog and cat. The fire-fighter walks out to take a closer look.

    "That sure is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly.

    "Thanks, mr. fireman," the boy says.

    The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the wagon
    to his dog's collar and to the cat's nuts.

    "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run
    your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
    you could go faster."

    The little boy replies, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a
    siren.
    GOOOOOOOO SOCA WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    lol
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    bahahahahaha ..
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    The Test



    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

    The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

    The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
    grand prix.....

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    wow, these jokes are older than brett's first civic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    The Test



    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

    The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

    The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

    Good one but stop Jacking Threads !!!!!!
    GOOOOOOOO SOCA WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    NEVER!!! nice joke yourself!
    grand prix.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    NEVER!!! nice joke yourself!

    Okay then ***in Scarface voice*** "You wanna go to war???? Okaay I'll take you to war"
    GOOOOOOOO SOCA WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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