Another STING

Marriage (Part IV)
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>A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
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>He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of
>Six"
>in spite of her objections.
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>One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home
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>and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
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>He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'
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>His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
>back,
>"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."