THIS ONE IS A LOW BLOW

Marriage (Part II)
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>Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
>anniversary!
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>The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
>reads:
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>"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
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>"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
>reads:
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>"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"