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  1. 05-15-2006, 08:18 PM #1
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    Default best way to avoid gettin your ass kicked

    if your in a fight and you know your gonna get beat down..drop pants and begin to masterbate..guaranteed unless its a hard pipe hittin prison nigga they will avoid you at all cost..:jerkit:
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  2. 05-15-2006, 08:18 PM #2
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    lol i would hope so
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    interesting strategy...have you tested this theory.
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    And this concludes the random b@d @pple thought of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  5. 05-15-2006, 08:20 PM #5
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    i was just thinkin what would one do to avopid gettin fucked up and i figured thats what i would do
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  6. 05-15-2006, 08:21 PM #6
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    lol.....if only that guy in the bar had done that.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    i was just thinkin what would one do to avopid gettin fucked up and i figured thats what i would do
    well to each his own...I have seen a couple fights where the weaker party starts crying like a lil girl and the argessor back down and everyone starts laughing and pointing at the person crying...
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    thats was some funny shit yo.
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    lol... reminds me of the dave chappelle stand up... "and he busted a nut on guys forehead"
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    i dont know man... i might want to beat his ass more.... I mean.. that would trip me out.. but also give me a clean ass shot to the jaw....


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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    And this concludes the random b@d @pple thought of the day.

    chris remember when i told u i tested this theory years ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
    chris remember when i told u i tested this theory years ago
    Actually......
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
    chris remember when i told u i tested this theory years ago
    well...does it work...
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    so confused i am
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    ...intriguing
    Val RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    so confused i am
    size matters not...
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    thats what i have been told
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    That was lame bad apple
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC
    That was lame bad apple
    hey fuck bag..its b@d @pple
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    hey fuck bag..its b@d @pple

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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    hey fuck bag..its b@d @pple
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    hey fuck bag..its b@d @pple
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    roflmao :jerkit: :jerkit:
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    if it was me i still beat tha shit out of them jus for doin that cause it was gross and gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    if it was me i still beat tha shit out of them jus for doin that cause it was gross and gay.
    dont lie you would
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    I don't know... with the dick and ball exposed one would just be crying out for a swift kick in the nutsacks....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
    I don't know... with the dick and ball exposed one would just be crying out for a swift kick in the nutsacks....

    i do agree 100%

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