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1990 Logger sells a truck load of lumber for $100. his cost of production is $80. his profit is $20.

2005 a logger sells a truck load of lumber for $200. his cost of production is $180. OMFG!!!! $200 FOR A TRUCK LOAD OF LUMBER!?!?! THEY'RE PRICE GOUGING!!! I WANT A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION!!!!

2006 The logs "resemble weapons of mass destruction" so the government blows up the entire state based on rumors of "suspiscious activity" We later find out that the logger was not wearing a turban.. it was an ice pack from a faked work related injury that he was cruising on worker's comp for. Government cites this as reason for desctruction of entire state.