this maybe kind of stupid but....

[Master Shake]

Or, for the part in bold, call me. Later, QD.

you think you could get rid of the ghost in my attic? that fucker is startin to piss me off, and since i can't catch his ass, i need a professional.

[quickdodge®]

you think you could get rid of the ghost in my attic? that fucker is startin to piss me off, and since i can't catch his ass, i need a professional.

I can't/don't get rid of ghosts/spirits, but I can attempt to track and find out who or what it is. Later, QD.

[Master Shake]

I can't/don't get rid of ghosts/spirits, but I can attempt to track and find out who or what it is. Later, QD.

can you get him to stop all the racket they're makin up there? its like a ghost orgy while i'm tryin to sleep, i don't need that.

[quickdodge®]

can you get him to stop all the racket they're makin up there? its like a ghost orgy while i'm tryin to sleep, i don't need that.

No. But I have people that can. Later, QD.