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  1. 05-11-2006, 02:34 PM #1
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    Default Dear Diary

    Compliments of Leisa


    DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
    I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
    pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
    We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
    and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met
    the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
    I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding
    and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
    his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is
    a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
    Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain
    invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a
    luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night
    but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my
    husband.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
    Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go
    to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
    and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He
    again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me
    that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.

    I was appalled.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
    I saved 1600 lives today. Twice.
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  2. 05-11-2006, 02:39 PM #2
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  3. 05-11-2006, 02:40 PM #3
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    Is that all you got?
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    I don't think the people here are getting the joke at the end.
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    lol that was cute.

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    DEAR DIARY . DAY 7

    Brett eats too many doughnuts. Baby J is cute. I hope Brett isn't reading this. He prolly thinks Baby J is cute too... yeah, he does. Hi Brett. I know you have been reading my shit. If you aren't though, then I meant what I said about Baby J --> if you are, then I was just kidding. Bye Brett.
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    I'm a Homo.
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  11. 05-11-2006, 03:54 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  12. 05-11-2006, 03:58 PM #12
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    No need. I am a homo. /investigation
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  13. 05-11-2006, 03:59 PM #13
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    I didnt think the first part of the thread was funny, but the rest of it is lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    I didnt think the first part of the thread was funny, but the rest of it is lol
    You can always count on me to revive a dead thread... or kill a live one... or flirt w/ some1s wife... or pickup chicks on Hot or Not and sex their moms after I dump 'em. On 2nd thought, don't count on me for much at all other than slangin' man sauce on bitches' foreheads.
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    The Captain must have had that planned out to sink the ship....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    You can always count on me to revive a dead thread... or kill a live one... or flirt w/ some1s wife... or pickup chicks on Hot or Not and sex their moms after I dump 'em. On 2nd thought, don't count on me for much at all other than slangin' man sauce on bitches' foreheads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    DEAR DIARY . DAY 7

    Brett eats too many doughnuts. Baby J is cute. I hope Brett isn't reading this. He prolly thinks Baby J is cute too... yeah, he does. Hi Brett. I know you have been reading my shit. If you aren't though, then I meant what I said about Baby J --> if you are, then I was just kidding. Bye Brett.
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    OH MY GAY!!!
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    Dear Diary - Day 8

    steve told brett, leisa and baby to lay down on the dock ..
    then he pulled his pants down and started to shit on us ..
    brett and baby j were having too much fun so i joined in ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Compliments of Leisa


    DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
    I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
    pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
    We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
    and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met
    the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
    I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding
    and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
    his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is
    a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
    Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain
    invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a
    luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night
    but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my
    husband.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
    Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go
    to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
    and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He
    again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me
    that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.

    I was appalled.
    __________________________________________________ ____

    DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
    I saved 1600 lives today. Twice.
    i dont get this part ..
    can someone explain please ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    i dont get this part ..
    can someone explain please ..
    Get on the short bus and I will explain it through the window...

    The captin said he was going to sink the ship she was on...unless she had sex with him...then she did him twice...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    Get on the short bus and I will explain it through the window...

    The captin said he was going to sink the ship she was on...unless she had sex with him...then she did him twice...
    bretts not gunna get no loving tonight .. :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    bretts not gunna get no loving tonight .. :idb:
    I just reliezed that it says 'Compliments of Leisa' at the top lol.
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  24. 05-11-2006, 08:11 PM #24
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    Leisa sent me the email so she wanted credit for the post...LOL
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