fetus skin shoes? Are they pretty durable?Originally Posted by Binary
fetus skin shoes? Are they pretty durable?
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
ok, it might have been 17,000 replies to the post.
but yea.
It was 1,149 not 1499
who watches the Oblongs?
i have a few times
nah never watched it. Is it any good?
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
so how bout them chuck norris jokes??
we got a long way to go
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
what bout them?
chuck norris tears heal cancer
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
got any funny ones?
I have a penis
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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