fetus skin shoes? Are they pretty durable?Quote:
Originally Posted by Binary
fetus skin shoes? Are they pretty durable?Quote:
Originally Posted by Binary
ok, it might have been 17,000 replies to the post.Quote:
Originally Posted by gijoe0720
but yea.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chink5
It was 1,149 not 1499
who watches the Oblongs?
i have a few times
nah never watched it. Is it any good?
so how bout them chuck norris jokes??
we got a long way to goQuote:
Originally Posted by gijoe0720
what bout them?
chuck norris tears heal cancerQuote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
got any funny ones?
I have a penis
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin
Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.