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  1. 05-03-2005, 09:53 AM #1
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    Default 9-1-1 Calls

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
    Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
    Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?



    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
    Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
    Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
    Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
    Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

    And the winner is..........

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1
    Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Damn...I think I'm going to pass out.
    Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
    Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller: No
    Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
    Caller: Running from the Police.
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  2. 05-03-2005, 09:56 AM #2
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    Lolol. The last two were funny as hell, but I really didn't understand the first two. Lolol, again. Later, QD.
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  3. 05-03-2005, 09:59 AM #3
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    lol

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  4. 05-03-2005, 10:01 AM #4
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    lol

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  5. 05-03-2005, 10:08 AM #5
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    haha, those are funny
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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  6. 05-03-2005, 10:11 AM #6
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    only the second is dumb....but the rest are great!


    I actually like the first one the best!
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  7. 05-03-2005, 10:52 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Lolol. The last two were funny as hell, but I really didn't understand the first two. Lolol, again. Later, QD.
    First one, address= a dress
    Second one, nine one one, and nine eleven, same thing when dialed from the phone. Its was stupid, but the rest were great.
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  8. 05-03-2005, 11:59 AM #8
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    The third one is the best.
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  9. 05-03-2005, 02:53 PM #9
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    I liked the second one lol...just because my mom use to work helpin people with computers over the fone and she got the any key question a lot.

    "Where is the any key?"

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  10. 05-03-2005, 02:54 PM #10
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    funny.

    i don't know about that last one though.

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  11. 05-03-2005, 03:03 PM #11
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    The 1st and 3rd were my favorite ones, haha.
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  12. 05-03-2005, 03:25 PM #12
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    Those are hilarious.
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