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  1. 05-08-2006, 12:26 PM #1
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    Default Sum Up Yor Life In Seconds

    If its a repost


    Find the first letter in your first name:

    A-Gorgeous
    B-Lesbian
    C-Pretty
    D-Jewish
    E-Christian
    F-Retarded
    G-Boyish
    H-Gothic
    I-Girly
    J-Gangster
    K-Beautiful
    L-Popular
    M-Slvtty
    N-Preppy
    O-Hot
    P-Gay
    Q-Punky
    R-Hot
    S-Sexy
    T-Emo
    U-Ugly
    V-Wonderful
    W-Geeky
    X-B*tchy
    Y-Under-appreciated
    Z-Over-appreciated


    Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

    A-Slvt
    B-Boy
    C-B*tch
    D-Obsesser
    E-Sex machine
    F-Retard
    G-Queen
    H-Jew
    I-Girl
    J-Goth
    K-Nerd
    L-Motherf*cker
    M-Beauty queen
    N-Geek
    O-Whore
    P-Punk
    Q-Crackwhore
    R- Alcoholic
    S-Butthole
    T-F*cker
    U-Prince (ess)
    V-Jackass
    W-Babe
    X-Scaredy-cat
    Y-Coward
    Z-Chocoholic


    Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

    Red- Who's Good With My Hands
    Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
    Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
    Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
    Green- Who will do anything for Sex
    Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
    Purple- Who Will Rock Your World
    Black- Who everyone wants to f*ck
    White- Who Masturbates At Work
    Gray- who gives great head


    Im a preppy bitch who everyone wants to fuck.
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  2. 05-08-2006, 12:27 PM #2
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    im a jewish alcoholic who masturbates at work

    I LOVE MY HONDA
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  3. 05-08-2006, 12:29 PM #3
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    *sigh* talk about trying to turn this into myspace XD. i think i did this one a few times on there haha
    No siggy as of right now
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    Im a Slvtty Alcoholic who looks at porn 24/7

    wow not even close, i cant even stay awake for 24 hours 7 days a weak
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  5. 05-08-2006, 12:34 PM #5
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    I'm a preppy girl who masturbates at work.

    ...oooookay, this is news to me.
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  6. 05-08-2006, 12:34 PM #6
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    I am a beautiful geek who masterbates at work KICK ASS!

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  7. 05-08-2006, 12:36 PM #7
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    haha i'm a gangster alcoholic who looks at porn 24/7!!!
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    I am a hot alcoholic who looks at porn 24/7...
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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  9. 05-08-2006, 12:40 PM #9
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    im a Pretty Slvt Whos looking at porn 24/7
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  10. 05-08-2006, 12:47 PM #10
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    Im a popular babe who gives great head..


    hahahhaa
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  12. 05-08-2006, 01:00 PM #12
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    im a jewish sex machine who gives great head.

    YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE
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    "Pretty sex machine who everyone wants to fuck" .... ya, that thing sucks, NOTHING even close to me lol.
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  14. 05-08-2006, 01:06 PM #14
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    i just changed... and its even worse than before cause its not even true...


    I am a beautiful geek who likes it in the butt.... yeah about that one...

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    "J'son you are FUCKING MARVELOUS" is mine. I'd have to agree.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    I am a beautiful geek who masterbates at work KICK ASS!

    And thats why I love ya!

    I am a pretty geek who masterbates at work! works for me..
    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    i dreamt about Tracy once, she popped my clutch
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    Quote Originally Posted by SquishyC
    And thats why I love ya!

    I am a pretty geek who masterbates at work! works for me..

    YAY someone like me!!! I wanna be the pretty one damnit! lol JUST KIDDING!!! love ya too!

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  18. 05-08-2006, 01:15 PM #18
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    im a gangsta mother fucker who masterbates at work .. * thats for my korean name *
    im a sexy mother fucker who masterbates at work .. * my english name *

    all this myspace crap .. lolz
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    YAY someone like me!!! I wanna be the pretty one damnit! lol JUST KIDDING!!! love ya too!

    Yeah...but according to your last post you like it in da butt....very popular feature it seems...

    You win!
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  20. 05-08-2006, 05:16 PM #20
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    im a gangsta whore who looks a porn 24/7 and masturbates at work (my shirt is blue and white)
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  21. 05-08-2006, 05:19 PM #21
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    Emo alcoholic who masterbates at work FTWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  22. 05-08-2006, 05:23 PM #22
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    lol i'm a gangster jew who everyone wants to fuck hahahahahahaha.
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  23. 05-08-2006, 05:35 PM #23
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    im a gorgeous sex machine who everyone wants to f*ck.
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    I am a Pretty Alcoholic Who everyone wants to f*ck.
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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  25. 05-08-2006, 05:47 PM #25
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    Well I am popular motherf*cker that everyone wants to f*ck..
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    RACECAR spelled backwards is.....
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    How am I a slutty geek that'll rock your world? :confused:

    I think I got the short end of this stick.

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  27. 05-08-2006, 08:26 PM #27
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    aparently i'm a "pretty girl who everyone wants to fuck" :confused: Well atleast they got the last five words right.
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  28. 05-08-2006, 08:30 PM #28
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    wow , i guess its a good time to come out of the closet being a gay beuty queen whos good with my hands.
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  29. 05-08-2006, 09:01 PM #29
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    PRETTY BITCH WHO EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK!
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  30. 05-08-2006, 09:04 PM #30
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    Tasuki_Civic: A Jewish bitch who wants to have sex with you

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    gangster whore who looks at porn 24/7

    lmao that pretty much sums it up

    porn mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    Gothic Whore who gives great head
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    im a slutty mother fucker who everyonewants to fuck
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    gothic girl who gives great head

    "Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person." ~Jeremy Roenick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    Tasuki_Civic: A Jewish bitch who wants to have sex with you
    Great. I am a Jewish Bitch who wants to have sex w/ you too!! Let's get started.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    gangster motherfucker who wants fuck!
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    sina518 is a sexy retard that gives great head
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    slutty fucker who everyone wants to fuck.
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