Quote Originally Posted by 2.2L
i would like to add the
SILENCER
Before sitting down put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet to prevent any WATERMELON from occuring if you predict that it might be a super WATERMELON another layer of toilet paper is recommended. The SILENCER also prevents the shit and piss water from splashing up and getting the ass wet.

something and probably the only useful thing i learned from my pops
lirl