Polygraph test?

[ruah_23]

Has anyone of y'all did this before?
I need to know the procedures so that I will know what to expect when I do one in a few months.

Thanks in advance.

[Brett]

I never have.... But Id think you dont wanna get nervous before it... Will think you are a lying mofo!! LOL

[Leisa]

I did one back when I was 9 ( go figure...) but I cant remember what the protocol was to it... I know even though I was 9 and not guilty of a damn thing I was nervous as hell...

[Brett]

^^ Cause she stole a crack pipe and smocked that shit dry

[Leisa]

shut the fuck up Brett you have no fucking clue... DORK! :jerkit: :jerkit:

[Brett]

talk To The Hand Woman!!

[HyPer50]

I heard if you superglue a 9v battery to the back of your sack, you'll pass with flying colors, let me know how it goes.

[RandomGuy]

I heard if you superglue a 9v battery to the back of your sack, you'll pass with flying colors, let me know how it goes.

...and if it doesnt? lol

[Leisa]

I heard if you superglue a 9v battery to the back of your sack, you'll pass with flying colors, let me know how it goes.

oh dear God. .... :confused:

[HyPer50]

...and if it doesnt? lol

Then I hope you have somethin' to bite down on while you yank it off.

[quickdodge®]

...and if it doesnt? lol

Well, lolol, you'll have an instant, portable recharge kit for your electric penis pump. Later, QD.

[SkrrEuroSportGLI]

Actually put a thumb tack under your big toe(inside your shoe)...Then every time they ask you a question you have to lie about press down on the thumbtack....I had a friend who said it worked

[HiPSI]

yeah... uhhh... or you could just answer truthfully

[ruah_23]

yeah... uhhh... or you could just answer truthfully

It's not abt the truthfulness that I am worried abt.I have nothing to hide.All I'm afraid of is getting nervous and shit.

Anybody else has better advise??

[SaraX5]

you guys are hilarious. I would think to take some painkillers before you go so ur all relaxed when you get there. I dunno though. where do you get those things done at anyways?

[ruah_23]

you guys are hilarious. I would think to take some painkillers before you go so ur all relaxed when you get there. I dunno though. where do you get those things done at anyways?

GCPD will be doing it for me since I'm applying job at the county.


PS...since the Bride thread in whoreslounge was lock...I've post my reply in the civil talk section.

[RandomGuy]

Well, lolol, you'll have an instant, portable recharge kit for your electric penis pump. Later, QD.

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...but seriously i heard if you bite your tongue and wiggle your toes in your shoes constantly it throws the test off like anything.

[RandomGuy]

GCPD will be doing it for me since I'm applying job at the county.


PS...since the Bride thread in whoreslounge was lock...I've post my reply in the civil talk section.

AHHH DONT GIVE HIM TIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES JOINING ONE OF THEM! LOL

[ruah_23]

AHHH DONT GIVE HIM TIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES JOINING ONE OF THEM! LOL

LOL no way....I'm an EMT dudo.

[RandomGuy]

LOL no way....I'm an EMT dudo.

an EMT?... what are you trying to hide?? i dont want a murderer to carry me off when i break my legs....

jk Just google it...there are TONS of sites that claim they tell you how to beat it... but if you learn exactly how it works maybe you can try something? who knows.

[SniperJoe]

Joseph, what they do is they will hook you up and ask you some questions that they know the answers to already and then they will base the results on those questions. So, it is ok if you are nervous, as you will be just as nervous when they ask you the baseline questions.

[ruah_23]

an EMT?... what are you trying to hide?? i dont want a murderer to carry me off when i break my legs....

jk Just google it...there are TONS of sites that claim they tell you how to beat it... but if you learn exactly how it works maybe you can try something? who knows.

t's not abt the truthfulness that I am worried abt.I have nothing to hide.All I'm afraid of is getting nervous and shit.

[ruah_23]

Joseph, what they do is they will hook you up and ask you some questions that they know the answers to already and then they will base the results on those questions. So, it is ok if you are nervous, as you will be just as nervous when they ask you the baseline questions.

Thanks!But if u are nervous...ur HR Increases due to homeostatic response, and the test is based by reading your HR right??:confused:

[HiPSI]

It's not abt the truthfulness that I am worried abt.I have nothing to hide.All I'm afraid of is getting nervous and shit.

Anybody else has better advise??

oh i know that, i was just commenting on how you asked about taking one and everyone immediately pipes up with how to try and cheat it .

[HiPSI]

Thanks!But if u are nervous...ur HR Increases due to homeostatic response, and the test is based by reading your HR right??:confused:

honestly what is there to be worried about if you're not hiding anything? all it is is answering questions. i took one for a school project a while back and there really wasn't anything scary about it.

[ruah_23]

honestly what is there to be worried about if you're not hiding anything? all it is is answering questions. i took one for a school project a while back and there really wasn't anything scary about it.

Who took your polygraph test??
That's kinda odd being tested for a sch project......
How many questions they asked you?

[Bajjani]

I'd be nervous to, just cause, I dunno, I would be also.

Someone explain to me how stabbing ur toe with a thumbtack is suppose to help you pass a polygraph test, if anything, I think it'd make you fail because your heartrate would increase from the pain of a POINTY METAL OBJECT ENTERING YOUR TOE. I could be wrong..

[SniperJoe]

Thanks!But if u are nervous...ur HR Increases due to homeostatic response, and the test is based by reading your HR right??:confused:

But the thing is that they set your baseline heart rate (for testing purposes) not at your resting rate, but by asking you a few questions that they know are the true. Thus, if you are nervous going into the test, your HR may be higher, but they will see that you are answering truthfully and they look more at any CHANGE in HR as an indication that you are being less than truthful.