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  1. 05-02-2006, 02:01 PM #1
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    Default Fart football 2

    so a guy is at a bar with some buddies when a gay guy walks in. instantly he starts making fun of the gay calling him names and etc. so the gay guy finally gets pissed walks up to him and says "look, you need to shut up, because i may be gay, but i can kick ur ass in any sport" the straight guy laughs and replies" fine prove it, pick any sport and we will see who wins"
    so the gay agrees and then says" well play fart football. you pull down ur pants and fart. if u fart once its a field goal, and you go agian. fart twice its a touchdown, and fart three times its a touchdown and u get "the ball back". the straight guy agrees and tells the gay to go first. he bends over, drops his pants, and farts three times and yells touchdown!! and procedes to fart in a extra point. so its now the straight guys turn. he is determined to win so he bends over, drops his pants, farts three times and yells "touchdown and i got the ball back, time get back on the same level" so he prepares to fart his field goal when all of a sudden, the gay guy runs up, shoves his dick in the guys ass and yells







    "FIELD GOAL BLOCKED!"
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  2. 05-02-2006, 03:08 PM #2
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    ...that was....nevermind.
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  3. 05-02-2006, 03:10 PM #3
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  4. 05-02-2006, 03:14 PM #4
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  5. 05-02-2006, 05:48 PM #5
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    hahah, thats funny but seriously fucked up
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  6. 05-02-2006, 06:13 PM #6
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  7. 05-02-2006, 06:17 PM #7
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