You Gotta Love Those Alabama Folk
>>> A senior at Alabama was overheard saying... "When the end of the
>>> world comes, I hope to be in Alabama." When asked why, he
>>replied
>>> he'd rather be in Alabama because everything happens in Alabama
>>20
>>> years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
>>
>>> ========================================
>>> An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85.
>>
>>> The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
>>
>>> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
>>
>>> ========================================
>>> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in
>>twos
>>> for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
>>staggering
>>> under the weight of an eight-point buck.
>>
>>> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
>>
>>> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
>>the
>>> trail," the successful hunter replied.
>>
>>> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
>>
>>> inquired.
>>
>>> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going
>>to
>>> steal Henry!"
>>
>>> ========================================
>>> The young man from Alabama came running into the store and said
>>to
>>> his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
>>
>>> parking lot!"
>>
>>> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
>>
>>> The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
>>
>>> number."
>>
>>> ========================================
>>> NEWS FLASH! - Alabama's worst air disaster occurred when a
>>small
>>> two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Alabama
>>
>>> students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today.
>>
>>> Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and
>>
>>> expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
>>
>>> The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
>>efforts.
>>> ========================================
>>> A man in Alabama had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
>>road,
>>> and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
>>one
>>> behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
>>
>>> A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious
>>
>>> he turned around and went back.
>>
>>> He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I
>>have a
>>> flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
>>
>>> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
>>flares
>>> in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it
>>either."
>>> ======================================
>>> The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying
>>an
>>> invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
>>help.
>>> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
>>
>>> University of Alabama and I need some help. If I were to give
>>you
>>> $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
>>
>>> The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
>>
>>> earrings."
>>
>>> You gotta love them Alabama women.
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