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  1. 05-01-2006, 11:43 PM #1
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    Default LOL funny shit we did at work

    Haha we were closing up right ,as Discover Mills was getting empty.

    The project we had today was Fast and Furious 3 (I work for Nielsen Entertainment, movie research, etc)
    Well this one dude was walkin by, we were already done for the day, but I was bored, while everyone else was finishing up... so i'm like
    " Would you like to take a survey on Fast and Furious 3 Initial D Hatchidori Hatchiroku, Shift to Drift Tokyo drift" just saying random shit... LOL
    Well hes like "Isnt that the japanese stuff" ... So i just start talking to him, striking conversation. He was a "mechanic" or so he claimed, built cars with turbo pushin 80 , or even 100psi, LOL (or so he claimed)
    So the other employees come up (A1ex, and Przymikey on IL), and we just have a random chat... He's like yall ever heard of a Nissan Skyline, we all with straight faces are like, nah whats that? A 240sx or something?
    and we go on and on... Apparently AWD is best for drifting and FWD is second best,RWD is only for the dragstrip because it tends to fishtail too much. Supra's are FWD, LOL we learned sooo much..
    Lol so we take him to the computer and "take a survey" With him (we're already done for the day) So he is showed that one video that snail posted up, the video of that jap chick eating her own vomit LOL AHHAHAHA
    Then we show him random car vids, and he tells us a lot of his mechanic data.

    we were on IA video forum, he saw that sig and he's like thats a skyline (since we didnt know) Hes like the yellow one is the one from the original fast and furious LOL (wasn't that one grey anyways LOLOL)

    A1ex shows him that the ren supra video, just for the hell of it
    I made a video on my phone ( i was that bored)
    http://www.g54b.com/videos1/MOV00007.avi

    He enlightens us more, about the economic situation of Russia and how people dont drift there because after the cold war, no one knew how to drive because there aren't cars there
    http://www.g54b.com/videos1/MOV00008.avi

    and the idiot from IL (przymikey) LOL this fag is hilarious
    He goes up to the Mall cop at Discover Mills, we call him EmoCop, or Emotional Rentacop, hes actually really cool... And Mikey always goes up to him, drops something right infront of him, and bends over in the gayest way possible to pick it up .... shits hilarious
    http://www.g54b.com/videos1/rentcop.avi

    You need divx to play these or the video wont come up

    Black shirt = A1ex
    Gay kid w/ glasses, sitting down = PrzyMikey
    Me = Cameraman
    and yes, i know i have a goofy laugh LOL i was tired today 0 hours of sleep
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    yo I think I had beef with that homo cop last week... ask him about lowriders on the top deck Thursday nite... EAT MORE SPERM PUTO!! CUT YOUR BANGS!! LIRL HAHAHARDY HAR HARRRR
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    omg, thats a guy sitting down? lmao.... wow.
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    RENTA COP!!! hah i see him all the time there
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    me- "Are supras AWD?"
    him- "No, Supras are FWD"
    LOL that part was the best
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    LOL, That guy is a dumbass.
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    yeah i went to go get my girl one night from work and he rolls up as we were closing and was like "what are you doing here?" and i was like "uh, dumbass we are still open for 15 minutwes and i work here and im waiting on my girl to get off." he drove off and said some shit and the next three days i have "tickets" on my windshield...their whole rentacop squad is a bunch of douchebags.
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    rentacop: No cameras allowed here (Discover Mills Rule)
    me: No im not takin pictures, this isnt a camera, its a .. .. . . . .. . . camera

    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    yeah i went to go get my girl one night from work and he rolls up as we were closing and was like "what are you doing here?" and i was like "uh, dumbass we are still open for 15 minutwes and i work here and im waiting on my girl to get off." he drove off and said some shit and the next three days i have "tickets" on my windshield...their whole rentacop squad is a bunch of douchebags.
    nah, all of them except EmoCop, he's the coolest rentacop alive... really, he doesnt even get offended when we call him Emo Rentacop... Every single other rentacop there is an asshole, he even admits it...
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    I think snail would have shot him...anything that insults his 240s and his RWD power someone would definitley get hurt.
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    RG man. you ever eat at the food court there?? why did they stop giving mall employees 10%off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    RG man. you ever eat at the food court there?? why did they stop giving mall employees 10%off?
    daily, Hibachi sans is the shit

    I dont know the reason, but all you gotta do is ask for a "VIP card" LOL, hibachi does that... I got like 5 of 'em u can use them 10 times each.

    The asian cashier was saying something like Burger King and the big chains dont do it no more, so why should they, or something... but @ Hibachi(which is some BOMB ASS asian food, like the best asian fast food I've had, mall food or not) They hook me up daily
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    yeah habachi still does but nobody else does. the fucking wetzels pretzels shit is a ripoff too. i asked them why they didnt and they little dude "like 4'8") bitched me out! lol, i was like uh ok. but they got some good ass slushies though
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    yeah habachi still does but nobody else does. the fucking wetzels pretzels shit is a ripoff too. i asked them why they didnt and they little dude "like 4'8") bitched me out! lol, i was like uh ok. but they got some good ass slushies though
    word? Have i met you, where do you work?
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    maybe. i work at bass pro. where is your research thing at?
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    i eat down at chilis alot cause the got the bomb ass queso down there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    maybe. i work at bass pro. where is your research thing at?
    Its right in front of Jillians (or net-workx or whatever)
    I'm not there all the time, i stop thru sometimes to check up on them, or hang for the day, but I may be in the kennessaw site for the next few weeks so I may not be there for a while... Might be there this week before friday though.
    We have some pretty cool people working there
    they're always doing stupid shit, so drop by and say whatsup next time. If you see a big paki dude thats me.
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    lol, alright man. you should stop by bass pro sometime. im off tomorrow(today i geuss) but i might swing by. jillians losing any business??
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    lol, alright man. you should stop by bass pro sometime. im off tomorrow(today i geuss) but i might swing by. jillians losing any business??
    nah, i think they repealed that no under 21 rule.
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    Thats funny as hell, what a dumbass... :P I had a guy try to school me in computerst he other day. Tried to tell me he had CIA software on his computer. It was just a windows start up screen LOL. I calld him out on it and he got really nervous like
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy
    nah, i think they repealed that no under 21 rule.
    i dunno man. i went there last week on thursday to eat with my girl. im 19 but shes 23 and the guy was like uh, sorry you cant come in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy
    we were on IA video forum, he saw that sig and he's like thats a skyline (since we didnt know) Hes like the yellow one is the one from the original fast and furious LOL (wasn't that one grey anyways LOLOL)

    so now my car's a skyline? HOLY SHIT! THATS AWESOME! lol acura badge and all........ thats one helluva conversion...
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    lol, you should see some of the dumbasses that come in bass pro...holy shit. at any given time there are like 3 mullets in there. a guy came and asked me for help the other day. Swear to god, he sounded like boomhower off king of the hill. i was like uh, english?
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    lol, you should see some of the dumbasses that come in bass pro...holy shit. at any given time there are like 3 mullets in there. a guy came and asked me for help the other day. Swear to god, he sounded like boomhower off king of the hill. i was like uh, english?
    lol yeah, we see them walk out with fishing rods and they always seem to be in a hurry so instead of asking if they want to take a survey we ask random questions like:
    Do you happen to be holding a fishing rod?
    Do you happen to be wearing a white shirt?

    like random shit, theyll be like yeah, we'll be like, thats all
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    thats funny as shit man. cracks me up when i see people buy shit and im like ah, i get that 40% off or when they buy oakleys and i get 60%. i just laugh a little on the inside cause our markup is nuts. hopefully my interveiw goes well tomorrow so i can get the fuck outta there
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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! oh man...LIRL!
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    LMAO!!!! "go to lemonparty.org" LOLOL so typical of you hasan.
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    The retards these days.
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    we all need to learn from that man

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    This thread made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    This thread made me laugh.

    same here lol
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