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  1. 04-30-2006, 10:03 PM #1
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    Default Funny Quotes

    "Nothing says eat up like a bleeding half naked jew nailed to a piece of wood"
    -Stewie


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  2. 04-30-2006, 10:05 PM #2
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    "It's not like it's a fuckin bag of peanuts now is it?"
    -Snatch
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    "It's not like it's a fuckin bag of peanuts now is it?"
    -Snatch
    man i need to see that movie again its so fucking funny

    "it was a funny angle"
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  4. 04-30-2006, 10:11 PM #4
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    [linsay loahn enters naked]
    "hi Im Lindsay Lohan, this is how a crab walks"
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  5. 04-30-2006, 10:16 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    [linsay loahn enters naked]
    "hi Im Lindsay Lohan, this is how a crab walks"
    i dont get it


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  6. 04-30-2006, 10:17 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    i dont get it
    its a quote, its from family guy
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  7. 04-30-2006, 10:19 PM #7
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    may the fonz be with you!
    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    white power!!!!!! .....1
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  8. 04-30-2006, 10:21 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo
    may the fonz be with you!
    and also with you
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  9. 04-30-2006, 10:21 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    "It's not like it's a fuckin bag of peanuts now is it?"
    -Snatch
    "its a 2 ton truck tyrone!"
    "it was a funny angle!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  10. 04-30-2006, 10:24 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATLien Intruder
    "its a 2 ton truck tyrone!"
    "it was a funny angle!"
    nice repost

    i just posted it was a funny angle
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  11. 04-30-2006, 10:30 PM #11
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    my apologies sir, i need to read threads more thoroughly
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  12. 04-30-2006, 10:38 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATLien Intruder
    my apologies sir, i need to read threads more thoroughly
    yes you should! jackass! lol
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  13. 04-30-2006, 10:41 PM #13
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    lol...anyways, back to teh quotes y0
    "i just shot marvin in the face!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    "VENTURAAAAA!!!"
    "yes satan??.....oh i...thought you were someone else!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    "real eyes, relize, real lies"
    not funny but wow that deep huh?
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    "wow, who knew MY sister had the legs of a thoroughbred?!?!"
    -Russ in "Vegas Vacation"
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  17. 05-02-2006, 11:22 PM #17
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    "you just gave up like france"
    -Red (that 70's Show)
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  18. 05-03-2006, 09:52 AM #18
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    Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
    Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
    Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
    Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
    Brian: That's Street Fighter.
    Peter: Red, blue, green...
    Brian: Those are colors.

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    Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

    Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
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    Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
    Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.


    ok im done i cant think of anymore lol
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