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    TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.

    THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

    Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

    He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

    He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

    He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

    Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

    He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.

    When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

    He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

    When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

    He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.

    More on the Arizona Sheriff:
    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.

    On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

    Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

    "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane."

    Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

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    Funny..Im sorry prisoners dont deserve luxuries....Food and a bed, and tools to work with!
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    hahahahahahahaha theres a new sheriff in town ..
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    damn that funny. no more going to jail for the free meal lol
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    i like that guy's way of thinking.

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    when i used to live in AZ i would hear stories about that jail all the time. they even started selling the pink underwear in stores as novalty items lol, and the prisoners had to make them. he also if you didnt know does a segment at dinner each night where he reads a degrading childrens story to all the prisoners on the TV. its set up like Masterpiece Theater(all refined european style, with his smoking jacket and cigar, a dog at his side and sitting in a library) that used to be on TV. the one i saw on the news was him reading Dr. sues lol
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    see up here we had hege, dont kow if you guys ever heard of him or not. he had his own show on courtTV for a while.
    he painted the jail cells pink with baby blue bears on the walls, prisoners had to wear the white and black striped uniforms and no tv or any luxuries. he was a hardass. there was ALWAYS a roadblock somewhere in the county, every hour of the day somehwere there were cops at a roadblock
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    That is how jail should be...that way it doesnt cost the tax payers so much money to give convicts free food and shelter.

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    That guys is fucking amazing. Is it for real or a Snopes.com piece?

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    They should do this in GA, and they need to hurry up and pass that "My home is my castle" law which gives you the right to drop anyone that comes into your home with the intent to stell something or harm you or your family.

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    LOL thats freaking awesome !

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