Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead
>>and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me
>>needed paramedics.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with
>>gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried
>>it will eat through the chair.
>> No one seems inclined to stand behind me except
>>that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a
>>snow cone.

those were the best ones.