so I'm at work . and the guy down the hall says, "Hey somebody's messing with your car."
me:excuse me? are you fucking kidding me? so I peak my head out my door(which has a clear shot to my car) and sure-a-fucking-enough there's a muther fucker is writting a note or sumtin' while on the phone on the trunk of my ride!!!!
O did I lay into that S.O.B.
me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I WAS TAKING DIRECTIONS TO MY COUSIN'S HOUSE(FOR EX) ON YOUR CAR!? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARTED, OR YOU THAT BIG OF AN ASSHOLE?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE B4 I PUT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!
so by boss comes outside and tells me to go inside
luckly he was using a pad so there was no damage.
But Buddha, I would NEVER do that to anyone's car. WTF is wrong with people