Quote Originally Posted by NSCredondo
That shit makes me laugh...yesterday my friends told me to smoke weed and today I am trying to outrun a 150 pound guard dog. I think anyone in here can agree if you smoked weed before hand there is no way 1)you would be able to climb the 12 ft. fence into the yard 2)you would be able to run very far from the dog or 3) you would be able to run period.

The one where the kid is at school and is like I smoked weed yesterday and now I am sticking my fist in my mouth, that shit is soo much BS its funny
thats the kind of shit smokers TALK about doing. then start laughing at how stupid it sounds right after its said

"ay cuz i bet i can outrun that dawg if i had my jordans on"
"fa real nigga? yeah probably but u aint got no Jordan's."
"hahahahaha yeah nigga you right. pass that shit."