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    Default scared telemarketer

    Try this one the next time a telemarketer calls at dinner time. It's hilarious.
    The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered
    >it I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer". Not sounding anything like my
    >name, I asked who is calling.
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    >The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number.

    >I then said off to the side, "get some pictures of the body at various
    >angles and the blood smears", I then turned back to the phone and advised
    >the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line
    >because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case.
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    >I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone
    >number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call.

    >The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position and the police
    >were entering the building to take him into custody, at that point I heard the
    >phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.
    >
    >My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down
    >my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes.
    >My meal was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time.
    >

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    Hell ya dude. Thats awsome. +1



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    thanks bro

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    wow... just wow. +1 man

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    hahahahahaha nice.
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    funny as hell! +1

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    chain mail?
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    ????

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    I need to try that
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    hahaha....+1 for j00
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    always just say i would love to hear all about what they are trying to sell, then set the phone down and walk away. +1

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    dahz a gewd one i should try dah one ..
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    Are you serious?

    If any telemarketer fell for that they are dumb as shit.

    I used to do telemarketing and it is funny how people think they are funny and can make jokes. But they always end up lame as hell.


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    I always say sorry but he passed away last month...

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    +1 good one. wish I could think of stuff like that
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    lol, owned.

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