I'm bored.
So I'll start...
I have hairy nipples, but I shave them...
I'm bored.
So I'll start...
I have hairy nipples, but I shave them...
i have 2 pinkies
On one hand? Or combined...bc I have that too then.Originally Posted by Black Paper Diary
actually i have 4Originally Posted by HalfBaked
...i hate people
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
I have a third nipple
IA Rules doesn't allow these images in sigs
- IA Mgmt
i like soft girls.
www.toyotaofroswell.com
Current: '04 S2000
Past 700whp+ Cars: '03 Z06 | '94 Supra | '03 Evo VIII | Too Many...
Originally Posted by ct9a gsr
lol. you like girls? wtf
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
This one time after camping, I got one of those chigger bugs on my nuts and it itched really badly.
My dad said you can kill them by suffocating it. So I decide to put clean finger nail polish on it to suffocate it...
Well it hurt badly, my nuts started burning really badly. So I was like "OMG I have to get this off." And well the 1st thing I knew that could remove finger nail polish was finger nail polish remover...Well that was the biggest mistake ever. It burnt so bad, I cried as I put my nuts underneath the bathtub water spitter outer.
...dudeOriginally Posted by HalfBaked
thats kinda disturbing...
my condolences go out to your balls and sack
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
Thank you, they appreciate it.Originally Posted by theskinnyone
I made to make them feel better later.
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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... I can't say much, I got a tick on my nutsack once...![]()
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I think about Jade at night.
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Val for President.
She thinks of you, when she has her asthma.Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
For the last time, that's not ashma, that's INBREEDING!!!Originally Posted by HalfBaked
And also sexy as hell. I love a fuzzy girl with 8 black nipples that wheezes.
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Val for President.
But I don't have it?????Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all,
damn near cried when I got that phone call
haha damn I gotta get satellite radio... v-103 is killin me inside
I don't have sheets on my bed.
Because I figure, if I have sheets on my bed I have to wash them after I fuck dirty bitches. This way I don't have to.
AND he has a full sized mattress in a queen sized frame, so it doesn't even fit in the bed frame, the mattress lies on the floor inside a frame, hahahaha.Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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Val for President.
My bed is lowered yo!Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
CTFS FTW!Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
...i cry sometimes
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
halfbaked made me excited w/o his shirt on sunday![]()
I also gave you good advice! However you are married and it was null and void.Originally Posted by admin
Val wants me...
HalfBaked 2002: my bed rocks
Greendaisy79: hahaha
Greendaisy79: my bed is the shit. i have like, 600 thread count sheets and soft pillows. and a pillow top mattress. =)
HalfBaked 2002: well i'll have to check it out sometime
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
hahaahahaha, now thats game^
2004 Nissan 350z Trng
2004 Subaru WRX STi
solamente los putos te llegan en numeros
you're so dead.
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Val for President.
Greendaisy79: what would you do if you got drunk as shit one night, right?
Greendaisy79: and you woke up the next morning in bed with landon, and both of you were naked...
Greendaisy79: and your butt itched really really bad
HalfBaked 2002: go to work
HalfBaked 2002: wait
Greendaisy79: hahaha
HalfBaked 2002: is this a what would i do?
Greendaisy79: yes
HalfBaked 2002: or what did i do?
Greendaisy79: LOL
HalfBaked 2002: umm...i'd probably roll over, kiss him on the cheek, then go back to sleep
Greendaisy79: you wouldn't worry about the butt itch?
Greendaisy79: or is that a normal thing?
HalfBaked 2002: i have that now
HalfBaked 2002: why?
Greendaisy79: just curious
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Val for President.
Not cool Val, not cool.Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
And in my defense he came in and laid with me the other mourning when I was already asleep in his bed.
OMG...Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
FC - Death by rotary forever
CRX daily... Gas prices suck, i love my HF
I have nothing to confess, I am an angel![]()
Originally Posted by Leisa
YEAH RIGHT SEE THE HALO HELD UP BY THE DEVIL HORNS!!![]()
p0wn3d.
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Val for President.
Val, YOu cant put Owned up on your own thread! Even though that shit was funny as hell.....So ill give it to you....Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
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....no comment
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
...i like b00bs
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Originally Posted by Halfwit