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  1. 04-12-2006, 04:29 PM #1
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    Default IA: Confession thread...

    I'm bored.

    So I'll start...

    I have hairy nipples, but I shave them...

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    i have 2 pinkies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Paper Diary
    i have 2 pinkies
    On one hand? Or combined...bc I have that too then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    On one hand? Or combined...bc I have that too then.
    actually i have 4
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    This one time after camping, I got one of those chigger bugs on my nuts and it itched really badly.

    My dad said you can kill them by suffocating it. So I decide to put clean finger nail polish on it to suffocate it...

    Well it hurt badly, my nuts started burning really badly. So I was like "OMG I have to get this off." And well the 1st thing I knew that could remove finger nail polish was finger nail polish remover...Well that was the biggest mistake ever. It burnt so bad, I cried as I put my nuts underneath the bathtub water spitter outer.

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    I think about Jade at night.

    Val for President.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ct9a gsr
    i like soft girls.

    lol. you like girls? wtf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    I think about Jade at night.
    She thinks of you, when she has her asthma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    She thinks of you, when she has her asthma.
    For the last time, that's not ashma, that's INBREEDING!!!

    And also sexy as hell. I love a fuzzy girl with 8 black nipples that wheezes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    This one time after camping, I got one of those chigger bugs on my nuts and it itched really badly.

    My dad said you can kill them by suffocating it. So I decide to put clean finger nail polish on it to suffocate it...

    Well it hurt badly, my nuts started burning really badly. So I was like "OMG I have to get this off." And well the 1st thing I knew that could remove finger nail polish was finger nail polish remover...Well that was the biggest mistake ever. It burnt so bad, I cried as I put my nuts underneath the bathtub water spitter outer.
    ...dude

    thats kinda disturbing...

    my condolences go out to your balls and sack
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    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    For the last time, that's not ashma, that's INBREEDING!!!
    But I don't have it?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ...dude

    thats kinda disturbing...

    my condolences go out to your balls and sack
    Thank you, they appreciate it.

    I made to make them feel better later.

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    If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all,
    damn near cried when I got that phone call

    haha damn I gotta get satellite radio... v-103 is killin me inside
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    I don't have sheets on my bed.

    Because I figure, if I have sheets on my bed I have to wash them after I fuck dirty bitches. This way I don't have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I don't have sheets on my bed.

    Because I figure, if I have sheets on my bed I have to wash them after I fuck dirty bitches. This way I don't have to.
    AND he has a full sized mattress in a queen sized frame, so it doesn't even fit in the bed frame, the mattress lies on the floor inside a frame, hahahaha.

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    ...i cry sometimes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
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    halfbaked made me excited w/o his shirt on sunday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    AND he has a full sized mattress in a queen sized frame, so it doesn't even fit in the bed frame, the mattress lies on the floor inside a frame, hahahaha.
    My bed is lowered yo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    My bed is lowered yo!
    CTFS FTW!
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    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    halfbaked made me excited w/o his shirt on sunday
    I also gave you good advice! However you are married and it was null and void.

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    Val wants me...

    HalfBaked 2002: my bed rocks
    Greendaisy79: hahaha
    Greendaisy79: my bed is the shit. i have like, 600 thread count sheets and soft pillows. and a pillow top mattress. =)
    HalfBaked 2002: well i'll have to check it out sometime

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    you're so dead.

    Val for President.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Val wants me...

    HalfBaked 2002: my bed rocks
    Greendaisy79: hahaha
    Greendaisy79: my bed is the shit. i have like, 600 thread count sheets and soft pillows. and a pillow top mattress. =)
    HalfBaked 2002: well i'll have to check it out sometime

    hahaahahaha, now thats game^
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    Greendaisy79: what would you do if you got drunk as shit one night, right?
    Greendaisy79: and you woke up the next morning in bed with landon, and both of you were naked...
    Greendaisy79: and your butt itched really really bad
    HalfBaked 2002: go to work
    HalfBaked 2002: wait
    Greendaisy79: hahaha
    HalfBaked 2002: is this a what would i do?
    Greendaisy79: yes
    HalfBaked 2002: or what did i do?
    Greendaisy79: LOL
    HalfBaked 2002: umm...i'd probably roll over, kiss him on the cheek, then go back to sleep
    Greendaisy79: you wouldn't worry about the butt itch?
    Greendaisy79: or is that a normal thing?
    HalfBaked 2002: i have that now
    HalfBaked 2002: why?
    Greendaisy79: just curious

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    ....no comment
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    ...i like b00bs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    Greendaisy79: what would you do if you got drunk as shit one night, right?
    Greendaisy79: and you woke up the next morning in bed with landon, and both of you were naked...
    Greendaisy79: and your butt itched really really bad
    HalfBaked 2002: go to work
    HalfBaked 2002: wait
    Greendaisy79: hahaha
    HalfBaked 2002: is this a what would i do?
    Greendaisy79: yes
    HalfBaked 2002: or what did i do?
    Greendaisy79: LOL
    HalfBaked 2002: umm...i'd probably roll over, kiss him on the cheek, then go back to sleep
    Greendaisy79: you wouldn't worry about the butt itch?
    Greendaisy79: or is that a normal thing?
    HalfBaked 2002: i have that now
    HalfBaked 2002: why?
    Greendaisy79: just curious
    Not cool Val, not cool.

    And in my defense he came in and laid with me the other mourning when I was already asleep in his bed.




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