This one time after camping, I got one of those chigger bugs on my nuts and it itched really badly.

My dad said you can kill them by suffocating it. So I decide to put clean finger nail polish on it to suffocate it...

Well it hurt badly, my nuts started burning really badly. So I was like "OMG I have to get this off." And well the 1st thing I knew that could remove finger nail polish was finger nail polish remover...Well that was the biggest mistake ever. It burnt so bad, I cried as I put my nuts underneath the bathtub water spitter outer.