A man and his wife were in the court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumping up and down said:'Your Honor'. I brought the child into the world with pain andLabor. She should be in my custody.

The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say in your defense? “


The man sat for a while contemplating..then slowly rose. 'Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it , the machine's or mine?



LOL GREAT