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04-07-2006, 07:45 PM
EJ25RUN

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

Is it possible for a foreigner to become president of the United States?

hell no!

So fuk it *buys to tickets to australia*
04-07-2006, 07:46 PM
TeeJay

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

To whom it may concern

For those of you who don't know, impersonating a police officer is an illegal activity. It is punishable by fines of $1,000 and up, 5 years jail time and it will be on your permanant record. This is not a game. I got word of this message board and thread through a member of this forum and have been following it all day. I assure you that these proceedings will not go unwarranted and further action will be taken. With that said, I advise that you not incriminate yourself any further and we will contact the impersonator very soon.

Thank you for your time.
Detective Heywood U. Bangher

oh shit!!!!!!!!!! the plot thickens!!!!!!!!!!! check out the name...Heywood U Bangher. and as for boon, me=aug 13 1980. you=nov 22 1982. soooooo.....u ead mr gullable
04-07-2006, 07:46 PM
I <3 NOS

i love to street race
04-07-2006, 07:46 PM
CopyRight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

To whom it may concern

For those of you who don't know, impersonating a police officer is an illegal activity. It is punishable by fines of $1,000 and up, 5 years jail time and it will be on your permanant record. This is not a game. I got word of this message board and thread through a member of this forum and have been following it all day. I assure you that these proceedings will not go unwarranted and further action will be taken. With that said, I advise that you not incriminate yourself any further and we will contact the impersonator very soon.

Thank you for your time.
Detective Heywood U. Bangher

Wow, your parents must've really hated you. I mean, they could have named you "Glenn" or "Jason" or something...."Heywood" just seems so cliche'
04-07-2006, 07:47 PM
EJ25RUN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

To whom it may concern

For those of you who don't know, impersonating a police officer is an illegal activity. It is punishable by fines of $1,000 and up, 5 years jail time and it will be on your permanant record. This is not a game. I got word of this message board and thread through a member of this forum and have been following it all day. I assure you that these proceedings will not go unwarranted and further action will be taken. With that said, I advise that you not incriminate yourself any further and we will contact the impersonator very soon.

Thank you for your time.
Detective Heywood U. Bangher

Heywood U. Bangher

Wow what a name LMFAO

READ IT LIKE A SENTANCE

"HEY WOOD, YOU BANG HER?"
04-07-2006, 07:47 PM
IndianStig

Quote:

Originally Posted by I <3 NOS

i love to street race

FAST AND FURIOUS STYLE YO

WITH THE DSM ALL TRICKED OUT WITH VINYLS AND SHIT
04-07-2006, 07:48 PM
TheSnail

Quote:

Originally Posted by CopyRight

negative. Foreigner with citzenship can become a Senator, House Rep, etc.

for President, you have to be born in the US, and have at least 14yrs continued citizenship, ie...not move to another country for a few years and then come back and run for president.

That fucking discrimination! I want to be fucking president!
04-07-2006, 07:49 PM
I <3 NOS

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
that movie MADE the scene what it is today
04-07-2006, 07:49 PM
HyPer50

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

That fucking discrimination! I want to be fucking president!

Too bad, the best you can hope for is to become... The Governator
04-07-2006, 07:49 PM
TheSnail

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastboyamin

FAST AND FURIOUS STYLE YO

WITH THE DSM ALL TRICKED OUT WITH VINYLS AND SHIT

lol, jp is that a GST?

Watch what you say, Its a 12 speed.
04-07-2006, 07:49 PM
TeeJay

Quote:

Originally Posted by I <3 NOS

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
that movie MADE the scene what it is today

so who is your alter ego??
04-07-2006, 07:49 PM
CopyRight

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

That fucking discrimination! I want to be fucking president!

are you first or second generation? then you can be, if not.....sorry.

you can be a Senator or House Rep though. That's pretty close.
04-07-2006, 07:50 PM
I <3 NOS

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATLien Intruder

so who is your alter ego??

alter ego?
04-07-2006, 07:50 PM
IndianStig

Quote:

Originally Posted by I <3 NOS

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
that movie MADE the scene what it is today

Hells yeah man. With that civic under the truck shit.

So whens our next heist bro? I wanna pay cash for my three civics mannn, gotta get all that shit before race wars on 285....
04-07-2006, 07:51 PM
Bishop

fuck ricers
04-07-2006, 07:51 PM
I <3 NOS

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastboyamin

Hells yeah man. With that civic under the truck shit.

So whens our next heist bro? I wanna pay cash for my three civics mannn, gotta get all that shit before race wars on 285....

FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER!
ill burn your ass lets go
04-07-2006, 07:52 PM
TeeJay

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastboyamin

Hells yeah man. With that civic under the truck shit.

So whens our next heist bro? I wanna pay cash for my three civics mannn, gotta get all that shit before race wars on 285....

and i need my spoon crate motor w/ motec system exhaust
04-07-2006, 07:53 PM
Det. Bangher

Quote:

Originally Posted by toojdm

Heywood U. Bangher

Wow what a name LMFAO

READ IT LIKE A SENTANCE

"HEY WOOD, YOU BANG HER?"

My name is not the topic here. The person assuming a police officer status has committed a serious offense that will be taken in accordance with the law. The U stands for Ulysses. Also, if you want to try to bust someone's chops, make sure you can spell. The word sentance is actually spelled s-e-n-t-E-n-c-e. Also, the context of your (example) sentEnce is way off base. If you were to type it out correctly, it would read something like this:

Hey. Would you bang her?

This is why the education system in this country is failing. The younger generation is more worried about pursuing interests outside of the law.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher
04-07-2006, 07:54 PM
IndianStig

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATLien Intruder

and i need my spoon crate motor w/ motec system exhaust

but my supra with about 50k of JDM Tyte parts will own all

so dont even try
04-07-2006, 07:54 PM
I <3 NOS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

My name is not the topic here. The person assuming a police officer status has committed a serious offense that will be taken in accordance with the law. The U stands for Ulysses. Also, if you want to try to bust someone's chops, make sure you can spell. The word sentance is actually spelled s-e-n-t-E-n-c-e. Also, the context of your (example) sentEnce is way off base. If you were to type it out correctly, it would read something like this:

Hey. Would you bang her.

This is why the education system in this country is failing. The younger generation is more worried about pursuing interests outside of the law.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher

SHUT THE FUCK UP PIG!
04-07-2006, 07:54 PM
TeeJay

your girl?? i banged her
04-07-2006, 07:56 PM
EJ25RUN

Quote:

Originally Posted by I <3 NOS

FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER!
ill burn your ass lets go

umm.... i thought these fake cops were lame but you take the cake.

P.s. if you really want to be a preo driver save the pennies and go to the track. for those of of us who are broke......streets is where its at.
04-07-2006, 07:56 PM
Bishop

ehhhh
04-07-2006, 07:57 PM
I <3 NOS

Quote:

Originally Posted by toojdm

umm.... i thought these fake cops were lame but you take the cake.

your calling me lame?
JDM is a fad VINYL FOREVER!
04-07-2006, 07:57 PM
Ninety Four

It would be hilarious if this guy got busted for impersonating an officer. :lmao: :cheers: :lmfao:
04-07-2006, 07:57 PM
Bishop

wow
04-07-2006, 07:57 PM
EJ25RUN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

My name is not the topic here. The person assuming a police officer status has committed a serious offense that will be taken in accordance with the law. The U stands for Ulysses. Also, if you want to try to bust someone's chops, make sure you can spell. The word sentance is actually spelled s-e-n-t-E-n-c-e. Also, the context of your (example) sentEnce is way off base. If you were to type it out correctly, it would read something like this:

Hey. Would you bang her?

This is why the education system in this country is failing. The younger generation is more worried about pursuing interests outside of the law.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher

ohhh thanx

i never was the best at grammer and spelling :goodjob:
04-07-2006, 07:58 PM
I <3 NOS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninety Four

It would be hilarious if this guy got busted for impersonating an officer. :lmao: :cheers: :lmfao:

you wanna race in your shitty corolla? fuckin bring it
04-07-2006, 07:58 PM
Det. Bangher

Quote:

Originally Posted by I <3 NOS

SHUT THE FUCK UP PIG!

As typed by a true winner in today's society. I'll be honest. If you were to concentrate half of your energy and time you spend "racing," and apply to more productive areas in life, you would probably still not be worth anything. I'd like to extend an offer to you, young man, or lady..whichever the case may be. When I get off-duty, how about you and I meet up and we'll see if you can shut me up. I'm not here to have battles of wits with you unarmed people. I'm here to right a wrong. And that is police impersonation.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher
04-07-2006, 07:59 PM
TheSnail

We got a pig
http://www.in.gov/isp/images/investi...cybercrime.jpg

and a detective

http://www.everettwa.org/police/uplo...techatcomp.jpg

tuning in on Import Atlanta! WOOT WOOT !
04-07-2006, 08:00 PM
I <3 NOS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

As typed by a true winner in today's society. I'll be honest. If you were to concentrate half of your energy and time you spend "racing," and apply to more productive areas in life, you would probably still not be worth anything. I'd like to extend an offer to you, young man, or lady..whichever the case may be. When I get off-duty, how about you and I meet up and we'll see if you can shut me up. I'm not here to have battles of wits with you unarmed people. I'm here to right a wrong. And that is police impersonation.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher

lets do it
04-07-2006, 08:01 PM
Det. Bangher

Name the time and place. Son.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher
04-07-2006, 08:01 PM
I <3 NOS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

Name the time and place. Son.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher

hmmm well in be in atlanta tonite you down?
04-07-2006, 08:01 PM
ruah_23

Good gosh.APD gon have a bad PR sooner or later. Gd luck catching the impersonater.And for the rest of you guys,be safe!;)
04-07-2006, 08:01 PM
Bishop

no i would not
04-07-2006, 08:02 PM
TeeJay

this thread is absolute hilarity. helping my last hour of work go by a lot faster
04-07-2006, 08:02 PM
EJ25RUN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

Name the time and place. Son.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher

ALRIGHT RICER ECLIPSE

VS

CROWN VICCY?....MAGNUM?...MUSTANG?...
04-07-2006, 08:14 PM
Det. Bangher

I wasn't talking about racing cars.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher
04-07-2006, 08:17 PM
TheSnail

Prove that you're a Detective.

And the "we are unarmed" statement is way off. I got more guns then you.
04-07-2006, 08:20 PM
EJ25RUN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Det. Bangher

I wasn't talking about racing cars.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher

i know i know. :rolleyes:

just wanted to see eclipse boy keep tryin to get on you.

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