Originally Posted by Det. Bangher
My name is not the topic here. The person assuming a police officer status has committed a serious offense that will be taken in accordance with the law. The U stands for Ulysses. Also, if you want to try to bust someone's chops, make sure you can spell. The word sentance is actually spelled s-e-n-t-E-n-c-e. Also, the context of your (example) sentEnce is way off base. If you were to type it out correctly, it would read something like this:
Hey. Would you bang her?
This is why the education system in this country is failing. The younger generation is more worried about pursuing interests outside of the law.
Detective Heywood U. Bangher