Yea I definately did not shower for three weeks, and I had dirty hooker sex with a man right before, aka Halfbaked.... It wasn't that good... The greatest thing about the night was the fact that all the regular hookers were out in less clothes then normal. They were running 2 for one specials so me and halfbaked got our moneys worth...then we found out that the hookers had boy and girl parts since we were so smashed on meth and coke we ended up not even caring about the hookers with boy and girl parts....

The hookers had been with more the thirty people that night and they took massive shits under the mattresses two weeks before they led us in there and....Thats why it smelled so bad!