Ok. Here is the story, no bullshit, no lies.
I had just gotten done with a 13 day drinking binge. I was stumbling down the side of the road and about ready just to pass out when this car stops and I see this stunning girl get out. It wasn't aimee. But the stunning girl walked past me to pick up money that had fallen out of my wallet then she drove off. Aimee of course stopped because well look at me and look at her. I'm hot duh! Well she told me she could take me back to my place, since well I had no money to get a taxi. Well she tricked me, she took me back to her house and tied me up! Promised to let me go only if I created a child with her. I declined. She then ripped my clothes off, but I managed to break loose and ran into the woods naked trying to get away. She chased after. Believe it or not she somehow did catch up. I believe it was when I took a 13 hour nap she was able to make up the 1/4 mile difference which I had gained on her. Well out of no where came a bear...ok nevermind that was also Aimee. I again had mistaken who was after me. She told me if I didn't atleast tell people the child she was carrying was mine she would track me down and eat me. So basiclly I had no other choice but to confess I made babies with her when in fact I really didn't.
I'm sorry for the confusion, and I'm sorry 1439/2000 for claiming that your unborn child was mine.
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Ok. Here is the story, no bullshit, no lies.
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