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  1. 04-05-2006, 05:23 PM #1
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    Default DEAR LEISA LOWENTHAL

    GOOD AFTERNOON LEISA, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO KINDLY REQUEST THE RIGHTS TO YOUR DAUGHTER AS SOON AS SHE IS OF LEGAL AGE.

    I WILL BE ALMOST 100% FAITHFUL AND WILL MAKE SURE THAT ANY CHEATING I DO WILL REMAIN A SECRET AND SHE WILL NEVER FINDOUT ABOUT IT! I WILL ALSO MAKE SURE SHE REMAINS FED , CLOTHED, CLEANED AND HAPPY.. IN RETURN FOR YOUR DAUGHTER I WILL OFFER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY PROTECTION FROM GODZILLA OR RATHER "AIMEE". THAT IS ALL. NO NEED TO MAKE YOUR DECISION NOW, JUST PONDER OVER IT AND GET BACK TO ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.



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    OMG!!! I JUST CHOKED I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!! ALEX YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!


    But Slip me a BMW and I will even help sway Leisa's decision!!
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    hell no alex... you can marry her but i get her for prom
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    You know there is like 5+ countries where you can buy kids for $1 to $5. I have been thinking about importing about 10 of them and teach them how to do swaps, then have them flip cars for me. Flipping 2 cars a day would be 6k in profit. So I would put 6 of them on two cars, then 2 can look for and buy chassis while the last two, concentrate on finding and buying the motor sets. Thats like 180k per month minus about 1k-2k for feeding the kids/slaves. Thats alot of money for not having to do anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    GOOD AFTERNOON LEISA, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO KINDLY REQUEST THE RIGHTS TO YOUR DAUGHTER AS SOON AS SHE IS OF LEGAL AGE.

    I WILL BE ALMOST 100% FAITHFUL AND WILL MAKE SURE THAT ANY CHEATING I DO WILL REMAIN A SECRET AND SHE WILL NEVER FINDOUT ABOUT IT! I WILL ALSO MAKE SURE SHE REMAINS FED , CLOTHED, CLEANED AND HAPPY.. IN RETURN FOR YOUR DAUGHTER I WILL OFFER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY PROTECTION FROM GODZILLA OR RATHER "AIMEE". THAT IS ALL. NO NEED TO MAKE YOUR DECISION NOW, JUST PONDER OVER IT AND GET BACK TO ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.



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    Alex, you should be ashamed...lol
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    Dont listen to her Alex!!! HA HA HA HA
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    bahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahaha ..
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    HEY BRETT....



    JUST DO IT!!! ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    HEY BRETT....



    JUST DO IT!!! ^
    OMG!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    You know there is like 5+ countries where you can buy kids for $1 to $5. I have been thinking about importing about 10 of them and teach them how to do swaps, then have them flip cars for me. Flipping 2 cars a day would be 6k in profit. So I would put 6 of them on two cars, then 2 can look for and buy chassis while the last two, concentrate on finding and buying the motor sets. Thats like 180k per month minus about 1k-2k for feeding the kids/slaves. Thats alot of money for not having to do anything.
    lol i see you have been thinking about this idea for quite a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    OMG!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    hey its good for woody allen and he is rich and famous... gottta be good for you
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    ok guys, Brittanee will be 18 in 2008, how old will that make you?????... My thing if when that day comes, you are still single, I have no control over who she dates... she wishes to remain a virgin until marriage.. so dont take advantage of her... thats all i ask
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    hey its good for woody allen and he is rich and famous... gottta be good for you

    That is a good point. She does have a D cup at 16... Hmmmmmm <Leaves laptop and heads to Brittanee's room with candy> HA HA HA HA HA
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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHA!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    That is a good point. She does have a D cup at 16... Hmmmmmm <Leaves laptop and heads to Brittanee's room with candy> HA HA HA HA HA



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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ..

    brett you nasty old man ..
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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    ok guys, Brittanee will be 18 in 2008, how old will that make you?????... My thing if when that day comes, you are still single, I have no control over who she dates... she wishes to remain a virgin until marriage.. so dont take advantage of her... thats all i ask
    thats what you think..

    reminds me of a shirt i have..

    "your little princess, is my little whore"

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    I think Leisa is gonna cut your manhood off Brett, better watch out now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    I think Leisa is gonna cut your manhood off Brett, better watch out now.
    It doesn't work NEway... plus it's weight reduction NEway... LOL. HIS car can stand to lose the 2 ounces. LMAO!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    thats what you think..

    reminds me of a shirt i have..

    "your little princess, is my little whore"


    trust me, she tells me everything,.. she will remain a virgin ... I know that sounds naive, but its true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    trust me, she tells me everything,.. she will remain a virgin ... I know that sounds naive, but its true
    good for her! tell her that Jimmy B said thats a good chioce, and im proud of her..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    trust me, she tells me everything,.. she will remain a virgin ... I know that sounds naive, but its true

    she better stay a virgin or else BRett doesnt get the BIMMER


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    <Runs out to buy a padlock for Brittanee's door> We are all good here Alex!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    she better stay a virgin or else BRett doesnt get the BIMMER


    omg Alex
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    LOL YALL ARE CRAZY

    sum1 needs to AIM or email the link to this thread to leisas daughter LOL
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    Hey, if you offer me a moped or somethin' I'll be like her virginity guard... i'll make sure nobody gets within 2 feet of her til she's married. I don't need a bimmer... just get me a chevette or somethin'.... but it's gotta have ac and bucket seats *drools* lmao....
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    she better stay a virgin or else BRett doesnt get the BIMMER
    YEAH, and he doesn't get a "hummer" either!!! LMAO!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    Hey, if you offer me a moped or somethin' I'll be like her virginity guard... i'll make sure nobody gets within 2 feet of her til she's married. I don't need a bimmer... just get me a chevette or somethin'.... but it's gotta have ac and bucket seats *drools* lmao....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    YEAH, and he doesn't get a "hummer" either!!! LMAO!!!
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