look at this shit

Mu5tang0 (3:02:24 PM): Hey big boy...I hear you want some of this meat?
soonasbeautyDIEs (3:03:03 PM): uhhh...
Mu5tang0 (3:03:27 PM): oh, so you're shy about it? Its ok, just me and you
soonasbeautyDIEs (3:04:04 PM): keep your sausage fest to yourself
Mu5tang0 (3:04:41 PM): just come smoke with me. You'll be relaxed so it wont hurt as much
soonasbeautyDIEs (3:05:09 PM): nah im good, ill let you smoke your moms pole on your own
Mu5tang0 (3:05:45 PM): i cant yet, she just had the surgery and he said no touching down there for 3 months
soonasbeautyDIEs (3:06:26 PM): o rly. well that sucks for you. i guess you'll have to go back to your dogs ass.
Mu5tang0 (3:06:43 PM): nah, the dog has my ass
soonasbeautyDIEs (3:06:57 PM): oh right.
Mu5tang0 (3:07:07 PM): fo sho
Mu5tang0 (3:07:57 PM): i want youto bend me over the hood of your car...that thing is HOT!
soonasbeautyDIEs (3:08:20 PM): im gonna go with no. besides i thought you called it a "girly car"
Mu5tang0 (3:09:01 PM): yes, thats why i want to get bent over it