just carry a baseball bat. I took a friend to the Pendegrass Flea Market up here to buy a huge bong. Went inside for like 2 min, came out, and this OLD-ASS hispanic dude was trying to take out my door speakers! He already had the Head unit on the ground, quick bastard. My I.C.E. was cheap as fuck and came with the car when I bought it, but I walked up behind him and grabbed my bat from the back seat, hit the fucker in the head and had the cops deal with him after that! He ended up being illegal, so if I wanted to press charges, we had to do a SHIT load of paper work, I just told them to call Immigration Services!

YOU GOT DEPORTED MOFO. WHO OWNS WHO?