great joke
An old man, Mr. Kelly, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes"
Mr. Kelly replied, "My private part died today, and I am very
sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kelly, please
accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Kelly was walking down the hall
with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse
Tracy. She said, "Mr. Kelly, you shouldn't be walking down the
hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your
pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy" Mr. Kelly replied "I told you
yesterday that my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
your pajamas?"
"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."
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