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    Default Monday Joke

    > >> LORD, THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER
    > >>
    > >> She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
    > >> She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
    > >> But, she remarried again, and this time had 5 more children.
    > >> Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
    > >> prayed
    > >> for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
    > >> "Lord,
    > >> they're finally together."
    > >>
    > >> One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
    > >> means her first, second or third husband?" > > >> The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
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    lol!!! haha good one.
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    haha, nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    > >> LORD, THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER
    > >>
    > >> She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
    > >> She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
    > >> But, she remarried again, and this time had 5 more children.
    > >> Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
    > >> prayed
    > >> for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
    > >> "Lord,
    > >> they're finally together."
    > >>
    > >> One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
    > >> means her first, second or third husband?" > > >> The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
    Ha!!!!!!!!..............that was ok.............1

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    nice
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    OMG repost of the century! I think the first time I heard that joke was when I was like 7!!!!!

    Much love anyways!

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    lolz ..
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