Quote Originally Posted by DurtySpeed
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
LOL, funny as it is, I've clapped in the bathroom when I knew my friend was taking a shit and I was like "YEAH SHOW THAT NUMBER TWO WHO'S BOSS!"
I think I might try 15 sometime soon.
17 is just disturbing...haha

Anyway, here's a joke:
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."

The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."